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NOTE: this c2 will not be responsible for any internal injuries acquired while browzing, e.g. busted gusts, mental instability through sheer disbelief. warning; love is blind, there's boy's love here, but mostly adventure, time and dimentional travel genre with a multitude of alternative universes. Main catergories are HP & Naruto, but will accept well written or original plots or simply ones I like :3 |
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Domestic Factors by Joycelyn Solo reviews
Sequel to The Cultural Addition. The Tucker Twins are seven years old and full of questions; will their family find answers or more mystery?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Second Verse Same as the First by DrPepperDiva reviews
Fill for the TW kink meme in which an errand for Deaton goes terribly wrong for Derek and Stiles, and a magical object reacts with Stiles' own possibly magic nature in interesting ways. The two find themselves reliving the same day over and over, and are forced to bring all their resources to bear on finding a way to break it. Eventually. Slow build Derek/Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Like a Weight That I've Carried Has Been Carried Away by DrPepperDiva reviews
Derek/Stiles kink meme fill in which Stiles does something stupidly heroic for a group of Fae passing through Beacon Hills and is offered an incredible reward. One wish, no strings attached. No faerie games, no consequences, no limits. He can even wish for someone to be brought back from the dead. Maybe even several someones.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
No Tendo by Greyff reviews
a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 381,813 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ranma
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
tlhIngan by Thethuthinnang reviews
BtVS.Star Trek: The Next Generation. She was born of her father, fully grown and armed. (2nd in SuvwI'.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/11/2012
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Other Son by enzhe reviews
Really, the last thing any of them wanted was to leave their baby boys all lone. Stuck in an elevator in the afterlife, it doesn't take too long for a Marauder, a Kage, and two redheads to find a loophole or two. Anthology.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 12/5/2011
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 6,015 - Follows: 6,399 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Stiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
you were there and so was i by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
For their tenth birthday, Stiles had gotten Allison a mug from a kiosk at the mall with AREN'T YOU GLAD WE EVOLVED OUT OF NEIGHBORING CELLS on one side and a picture from their school trip to the zoo, the one where Allison was hitting a goat trying to eat Stiles' shirt, on the other.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Stiles S., Allison A. - Complete
tell her that i miss our little talks by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Derek wouldn't be surprised if the Argents did, in fact, have something in the works to recoup their losses from the Integrated Species Act. It's just borderline inconceivable that they're using time-traveling vampires on kelpies to do it. / Harry Potter AU
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,469 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 6,561 - Follows: 7,559 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Scholar by Morena Evensong reviews
"...the briefing room door opened, admitting an old man with pure white hair that fell half-way down his slightly-stooped back and a beard that came down to his waist and clutched a tall wooden walking stick, which was topped with a light purple glass ball... "Daniel, I thought you said he was an expert on Medieval Europe, not an expert from Medieval Europe," Jack muttered."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,303 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Faustian Hopscotch by CalamityJim reviews
A routine training mission has everyone up in arms when a people Atlantis thought long gone decides to join the party. Dean, at least, is glad for the distraction from what everyone who knows wishes he didn't know. You know? Sequel to Puddle Jumping *Abandoned/up for adoption*
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,186 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 2/22/2011 - John S., Dean W.
Puddle Jumping by CalamityJim reviews
Gabriel's solution to the apocalypse was unorthodox. Now Sam and Dean are struggling to survive in a reality they don't understand against forces that take a little more than salt to kill. First Story in the Rebirth Verse the Atlantis Arc.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,150 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - John S., Sam W. - Complete