Things had been going so well! Then Hinata chose that moment of all times to show her backbone! Though in all fairness, none of them expected to end up in Hell.

(Inspired by, but not a complete answer to, whitetigerwolf's 'Protector' challenge. Evil James and Sirius! WBWL!) Discarded by the Light, they grew up in the mean streets of Roanapur. Harry Potter and Hydra Lestrange became the Sawyer Twins, Hal and Frederica, the best cleaners in Roanapur. But their past has come back to haunt them...or have they come back to haunt their pasts?

She was an exiled Princess, and he was a Warlock from two ancient lines. Under any other circumstances they never would have met, let alone joined forces. Found by Xanxus, the two make the most terrifying duo the Varia has ever seen...which only gets worse when Mammon joins their ranks. Will the wizards survive their return, or will Belphegor's past catch up to her?

The Battle with Voldemort damaged the Wizarding world more than ever expected, with such a large loss of life and educational standards being so low the Government is forced to use drastic measures. Harry's last year at Hogwarts will be very interested. Warning X-Rated content

Here is the story you have all (not) been waiting for. In the first task of the Tri-wizard tournament, Harry faces of against a newly discovered dragon for a golden egg. Little does he realise that the dragon is actually a very powerful dragon loli. One-shot (for now). (Not sure about pairings. Also, sorry it's short, this is to inspire others, hopefully.)

Nuking Ra's spaceship as it was about to enter hyperspace was a bad idea, as young Harry Potter is about to find out. Competent Harry, Competent Dumbledore, Political intrigue, magic in space, Sort of Dark Lord Potter but there's no such thing as Dark Magic. Harry out to conquer the magical word for it's own good, then space, just because he can.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.

A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.

Harry steps off the ledge of his own world, and literally falls into the world of monsters and greek gods and goddesses. Emerging as an unknown player at the resurfacing of dangers the world had forgotten, will he save the world again, or take it down with him? All the while, a silver-eyed Goddess of the Hunt watches him closely, her arrows, she keeps trained on him.

Harry Potter didn't expect to end up in a frozen wasteland after being forced through the Veil. Nor did he expect to meet an injured blue dragon. (Rated T to be safe) *DISCONTINUED.

When considering the Simurgh, it is fair to theorize that all of canon was a Simurgh plot to put Taylor in the best possible position to save the world. But what if the Simurgh decided to take a more direct role in shaping Taylor's story? Short answer? Butterflies. Lots of them. Long answer? Read on!

Did you ever wish the earth would just open up and swallow you? A pair of ex-lovers finds the reality is quite different from the fantasy as they are forced together in a world they aren't sure they recognize. Breaking up may have been hard to do, but what's required to get them back together is a world apart.

To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.

His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?

Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.

As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or London, anymore. But he didn't care. Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home. Harry/Multi, AU, Powerful!Harry/Hermione.

Tony had been undercover for six years when he met JJ at Roger's Cafe. He knew dating her was a bad idea, but it had been so long since he had actually been able to be himself with anyone. (Not Gibbs, Ziva or Tim friendly).

The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.

When they said 'Old soldiers never die, they just fade away,' they never expected the Traveler to come by and prove them wrong. One of the oldest comes out of stasis in a world of hostile robot aliens, zombie aliens, and pirate aliens. As the Darkness moves in, a man searches for a wife long lost while showing all the youngsters how it's done, dammit. Time to knock the rust off.

If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.