This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!

By reading an old diary of his father's, Harry finds that all the Potter men are cursed, and that his only salvation is in Draco Malfoy. Slash.

Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!

Harry has a plan. He made a mistake and now he's going to fix it. No matter what or who the sacrifice is. Slash Harry and young!Sirius. Complete.

The Adventures of Gambit, Methos and a cursed one-eyed cat named Xander: Gambit's life takes a turn for the surreal. Then stuff happens.

Slash. Buffy tells Xander he's not needed anymore; he leaves Sunnydale and meets up with Logan at a bar. Chaos ensues.

Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Having disappeared from his relatives house at the age of four, Harry Potter has become an unknown quantity to a desolate Wizarding public caught in the throes of war. Kidnapped from his new home at an elite school, Harry reappears at Hogwarts thirteen

The Dursleys adopted Harry. They still don't like him. See what a difference a name makes.

Mr. Potter, did you kill your relatives? Harry: Yes.

Rewrite. AU. Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, he is rescued. Slash: hplv, hpss, hpdm, hplm. Please read the warnings and author's notes.

How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?

What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?

Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

A young Harry Potter has been in an orphanage since the unfortunate Dursleys were in an accident. He gets adopted by Severus Snape under orders from Dumbledore, and Severus struggles in his role as father for increasingly odd reasons. Slash

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?

After being raised along side Tom Riddle at an orphanage in the 1930s Harry is back in the time he belongs. Faced with what Tom had become and what he himself is becoming Harry disappears only to return two years later with a plan.

After being raised along side Tom Riddle at an orphanage in the 30s Harry is back in the time he belongs. With his 'brother' by his side, he enters his 4th year at Hogwarts, a year that will change Harry, and his picture of Tom, forever. Sequel is up!

After being raised along side with Tom Riddle at an orphanage in the 1930's Dumbledore finally finds a way to pull the now 13yearold Harry Potter back to the time he belongs.To a time where he is all alone, and where the Chamber of Secret is being opened.