A series that your parents should not catch you reading. Conversations may not be what they seemed. Harry Potter characters learn that the hard way. A series of funny oneshots. Mature content. Read with caution, but you won't regret reading it. 4 updated!

An unfortunate incident happened to occur during Transfiguration Class. Can life get any more complicated now that Hermione is a ferret and Draco is a beaver? Fate doesn’t seem to think so. DMHG RR!

An anomalous story of the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess, filled with frosty scenes, refreshing exhilarations and a small white square gum, and how things turn around when Draco swallowed the gum..DracoHermione. DISCONTINUED.

ONE-SHOT. Spring is in full bloom and not only that, so is love. What happens to Draco and Hermione when they get trapped in this twisted season? ratereview )

When two enemies are brought together under the most unusual circumstances they soon find that not everything is as it seems. Unlikely alliances must form if they are to come out of this alive.

[SasuSaku, implied NaruHina] Sakura announces that she is late. “Now, baby, you must take after lovely Sakurachan! Don’t grow up to be all broody and emo like Sasuke teme!”

It’s been five years since Ryoma entered the U.S. Open and shocked the world with his talent. When he finally returns to Japan, he finds more than a few surprises waiting for him. [Lots of pairings.] Ch. 25: The ending, plus an epilogue.

Inui gets an idea for a brand new training program for all of the Seigaku regulars, and a nightmare unfolds. [Warning: Completely twisted.]

A White Day fanfic involving knitting needles and an inside joke. Golden Pair fluff, three parts. Happy March 14th! : [Part Three up! Complete.]

Yaoi, AU, OishixEiji, other pairings. When Eiji enters a small university he finds himself with some interesting friends, and a very interesting roommate.

A goldenpair AU. Gymnastics-geek Eiji transfers into Seigaku part-way through the year only to find that there is no gymnastics team! Living with his mom's crazy old coach and confuzzled out of his mind, what shall happen? (Goldenpair Tezfiji) update -

Kikumaru Eiji nearly died from a heart condition, but was saved from a heart transplant. Few years later his health is still wavering. Few years later he is reunited with a lost childhood friend, who might be more than just an imaginary friend. [GP AU]

[One-shot] [Golden Pair] A single bandage can bring two aquaintances together Oishi and Eiji discover after a fateful afternoon involving hemophobia, a cut, and some bandages.

AU, TezFuj, OishEij, Best friends Fuji and Eiji transfer to a new school where they can hope to freely enjoy their love of tennis, but something is holding them back from true happiness. . .

GoldenPair One-shot PWP?. Chuu? Mmhmm exactly! Chuu is the sound one makes when kissing or licking. A short fluffy fanfic involving nothing, but Golden Pair yumminess.

Golden Pair One Shot. Eiji can't swim, but why is he in the deep end of the pool flailing like a madman?

Fuji is haunted by constant nightmares of a demon called Youko Kurama. He finds wounds mysteriously appear on him and he's not the only one finding himself in a supernatural dilemna. YYHPoT x-over. InuKai Golden Pair and TakaFuji. Mostly Shounen-ai.

Oishi finds a cat at the school's Lost and Found one day. It looked remarkably like Eiji. Kikumaru is nowhere to be found and Milk plus Inui Juice is just plain bad for you.

Set in the same universe as Ivy League, though you don't have to read that fic to understand this one, Eiji reflects on his relationship with Ooishi while taking care of his fish.

Little Golden Pair ficlet set when Ooishi and Eiji are in college. 495 words

Ooishi and Eiji celebrate the Japanese New Year. Yaoi.

Golden Pair::a one-shot of Eiji trying to see if Oishi feels the same way as he does. short, cute, but PG! Shonen-ai, Yoai! First one-shot!

Eiji, an escaped experiment, meets Oishi, a university student, and the other members of the TeniPuri cast. They try and hide him from the world while still trying to find out who abused him...but it turns out to be harder than they thought... Much FLUFF!

Oishi has a really bad day and wishes he was never born. In the spirit of 'It's a Wonderful Life', his guardian angel shows him what life would be like without him.

AU - based on Band of Princes special. Just what are Oishi and Eiji talking about in the rain?