Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon and Penny meet Shawn and Gus in a cafe.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

Harry is abandoned by his family while away for Vernon's business trip.Logan finds him and they become a family with twists and turns along the way.HP/X-Men/Riddick -starts as HP/X-Men with Logan/Harry father/son ,but will contain slash Riddick/Harry

When the death eaters attack in HBP, the DADA teacher, Susan death's granddaughter is there and armed... with a fireplace poker. Only, the thing is, who knew she was impervious to avada kedavra? That poor death eater sure didn't...

Rather than 'The Consequences Of A Letter', how things could have gone otherwise due to 'Harry's Rejection Letter'.

Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.

DO NOT OWN. Killers aren't in the business of life, and thieves aren't all that interested in giving, but somehow these two came together, and the thief gave the killer a new life. Sometimes, one person is enough to change history. slash.

DO NOT OWN. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. Mako/Ito. Life, Mako was learning, was always going to be about challenges. He was glad he had Ito with him, or he didn't know if he could have managed. WILL NOT CONTINUE.

Sick of the captain's attentions, Seras goes to her master for help. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS.

DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. ONESHOT. Harry's in the same year as Bill Weasley, rather than Ron, and it's his seventh year - the Twin's first year. Whatever will happen now? Bill/Harry, rating for implied.

ONESHOT DRABBLE. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Susan Sto Helit wasn't pleased to learn that her grandfather was taking interest again, but when she got the job of keeping an eye on things so that he wouldn't shirk the Duty again, she found she couldn't blame him.

Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.

What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.

One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.

Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.

Jim Kirk's uncleared press release in response to those who were upset about his relationship with Spock once it became public. Now with annoyed future spouse response by popular demand.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.

Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?