What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Drabble-and-a-half. Homicidal photography can be hazardous to Mac's health!

While on his normal coffee run, Gibbs comes across something unusual. Harry Potter is in the States with the Dursleys on vacation. Rated T for violence/child abuse. Prequel to "Return to England".

A master thief and a master detective. Longdistance relationships rely heavily on phone calls and letters, especially when you only see each other at work on the other side of law. Shounenai HeijiKaito.

Danny's new job at the bakery is cutting into his social life. Vlad feels neglected and takes steps only HE would think is appropriate. Now the teen has to finish his late night shift and reassure Vlad he's still interest in spending together. Rated M

What happens when Harry Potter and Remy LeBeau meet in a bar in upstate New York? There's something about Remy's mysterious new friend that makes him feel safe.

First of the Spirit quintology. Mr. Lancer takes Danny's class to FentonWorks and falls into the Ghost Portal. When he wakes up, everything's changed and he has a lot of adjustments to make. REWRITTEN

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.

After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...

After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.

The 'boys' are in trouble again. Just not with 'dad' this time.

Gibbs takes Tony and Tim camping for the weekend, and includes Jimmy in the experience. Trouble, of course, ensues.

The 'boys' are in trouble again, but at least this time they had a very good reason.

Leonard waited until Jim had finished shutting down the comm connection, then announced his presence with a cleared throat.

Three detectives and a thief walk into a cafe. This may sound like a beginning of a joke, but the following events definitely are not...

Hakuba not-quite-asks Kaito to marry him. Guess how the conversation went. -Oversized Drabble-HakubaxKaito yaoi pairing-