FYDL 10 Days of Femslash. Darcy's coffee nemesis leaves a huge mess that she has to clean up every day. "This is all screwed up! Somebody moved the thing by the other thing! That's totally bad and wrong and everything I despise and I disapprove of the suspect life choices that led to this configuration of coffee and coffee related products."

FYDL 10 Days of Femslash. Usually Darcy doesn't like playing Truth or Dare at Girls' Night. But when a couple of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents join the fun, maybe she doesn't mind as much. Natasha pinned Darcy to the floor with a glare. "Truth or dare," she demanded, her eyes moving to Skye at the last second. Darcy tried not to look terrified.

FYDL 10 Days of Femslash. Steve asks Darcy to entertain his friend Sharon at a charity function while he's on stage making speeches. "So, uh…" Darcy fished around for a topic. "How did you and Steve meet?" Sharon groaned. "Sorry, is that too awkward?" Darcy asked. "So awkward!"

FYDL 10 Days of Femslash. (Rated for swears.) It sucks when bad guys attack the Tower and knock out all the power and you're stuck in an elevator with a person you regularly dream about. Just the worst thing ever. "I'm glad you're here," Hill whispered, and her fingers clasped Darcy's wrist.

FYDL 10 Days of Femslash. Darcy helps Sergei take care of a loose tooth situation, and how does he repay her kindness? By spilling the beans about her super-secret crush on his mom. "Tasha and Darcy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "Get outta here, you sneaky little voyeur!" Darcy laughed, tossing a nearby oven mitt in his direction.

"Next reddish brown stain you call blood." "You want me to lie?" "No I want you to state the obvious. Secondly, I want you to trim your nails."

"Maura, you look like a tall… shamrock." "Thank you, Jane. Actually, I have this adorable bra that's white and has little shamrocks where—" "Okay, I get it, thank you."

"Lena swallowed back the lump in her throat and swiped at the tears threatening to form in her eyes. She just needed to think, she just needed to think and regroup… she'd find a way to get on. If there was one thing Lena Oxton had, it was perseverance."

Weiss, this season's lead on a reality show, has made it to the finale, where she must choose to marry one of three finalists. Then, Remnant gets to approve or nix the union, and that SHOULD be the hardest part of this. But when the choice is between Blake, Pyrrha, and Yang, how can she decide?

A sweeping saga of love, conquest, and freaky alien sex. OR: What happens when a misanthropic teenage gamer and her several-hundred-year-old Irken girlfriend accidentally wind up ruling the universe? Some crazy shit, that's what.

Co-written with hayleynymphadora. When 18-year-old Santana Lopez ran away from home and found herself in New York City, she didn't know what she was going to do. Then she met the young darling of Broadway, Rachel Berry, purely by chance. Sometimes when you leave everything you know behind, you find everything you didn't know you needed. (AU)

The longest oneshot I've ever written, basically a PWP but with a tiny bit of plot... Enjoy!

When Batman fires both Cassandra and Stephanie they decide to leave Gotham in search of a new city in need of protectors. Together they face criminals, love and minimum wage jobs in their quest for new lives.

It's your classic girl finds love in a coffee shop... if you replace girl with tired old immortal and coffee shop with comic shop and love with aggravated endearment that eventually leads to soul-bound devotion and affection. AU Rosalie/Bella

God, I don't know. Another Rosella oneshot based on sometime during Species. Still trying to decide what to do here, dudes. Would a triad take away from Bellice?

I could love you. -a little "what if" au for Species. Or canon to the fanfic, if y'all are sadists- Don't have to read Species but it'd have more impact if you did. Sad, pathetic little sleep-deprived oneshot.

At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?

Who knew passive aggression in a flower shop could reap such rewards?

"Sometimes, when someone has more power than they know what to do with, they feel the need to rid themselves of it completely," Regina had explained as she gently placed her hand atop Emma's arm. "Things are simpler when you don't have to make your own decisions. It doesn't make you weak or even strange, Emma; it just makes you human." •Emma/Regina•

Satania obtains the latest of her rather dubious items purchased from Hell Shopping Channel. But this time it blows up in her face quite literally and it has unforeseen consequences, not just for her but also her friends. How is she going to deal with those and will she make it out in one piece?

During a particularly cold winter, Weiss develops a habit of slipping into Yang's bed to keep warm. Yang is less than happy about the new arrangement, mainly due to her growing attraction to her teammate. Freezerburn.

What if Regina sought out Ruby's Dominatrix services during the curse? What would happen once the curse broke? How does SwanQueen fit into that? TW: Strong BDSM elements, graphic sex, total smut, femslash, lesbian sex, RedQueen, RedSwanQueen, SwanQueen, Domme!Ruby, Domme!Emma, Sub!Regina, brief threesome, jealous Emma, first time -in progress

Follow a new farmer as she discovers magic and wonders in Stardew Valley. From a strange purple haired girl wanting to become an adventurer, to an artist wanting to express herself, love starts to bloom. Join Kim as she learns more about herself, and the townspeople around her. A complete re-imagining of the Valley.

Carina Black has been rejected by Hermione Granger and escapes to Forks, Washington with her godson Teddy and best friend Luna. There, they meet the Cullens, and things become far more interesting as a result. (Story is better than summary, I promise—trying to be mysterious here!)

Alice can't handle the separation from Bella, and she refuses to abide by her family's wishes any longer on the subject. She returns a week after Edward dumps her in the woods in the hope that it's not too late to tell Bella how she really feels- and that she's her true mate. Femslash, Bellice, one-shot smut/PWP.