Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

Thank you for meeting Colonel Potter, Captain Hood, Lieutenant Saotome, and Dr. Mutou, the only team at the SGC who's more messed up than SG1. SG1XEAXHPXR12XYGO FF really needs a genre for freakyness. Under Hiatus.

Britain is preparing for the upcoming war, when a sudden attack on Durmstrang sends half its students off to Beauxbatons, and the rest to Hogwarts. Daniel Potter’s world is suddenly turned upside down as his lost twin, Harry, returns to England.SLASH HPLV

Kankurou and Temari wake up one morning after an arguement with Gaara and discover that their younger brother has been babyfied. (One shot)

After hearing inuyasha Betray and threaten her, kagome leaves for her time to become stronger, only to be captured by spirit detectives, who need her help with a new assignment.

After failing the Gennin exam Naruto ends up walking a different path, presented with a Summoning contract for the mysterious “Aeons”. Now he can't use Charka and has to deal with elementals that tell bad jokes and a moody guardian, Sasuke.

Well, the title explains all. Team Gai hits the movies! What terror will they stumble upon? The 'horror' genre is a joke, knowing me...

OMFG I UPDATED! Chibi Cell, Bulma, Chi Chi, Goku, Vegeta, 18, 17, Piccolo, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Launch and Krillin all go to kindergarten and drive their teacher crazy.

First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside

Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.

Something weird is going on with Harry Potter and Severus Snape is going to figure what it is. This story contains child abuse, depression, and suicidal tendencies. Will eventually be slash.

Chapter 4 is up! In a family portrait, looks can be decieving. SasuNaru eventual GaaNaru, Warnings: Yaoi or boy on boy, Mpreg, Domestic Violence, Rape

Warning: LxRaito. MPREG. Rated M for adult content, darkish themes, nudity, language and now includes death. The sole purpose of this story is to even the mpreg odds between L and Raito! Part 6 is an Author Note that'll be replace w/the real part 6 later

When Naruto was one he was adopted into the Uchiha household. When he is five years old his older brother Sasuke goes a little crazy and almost everyone ends up dead. His eldest brother runs away. And he is left to survive with Sasuke, who isn't quite him

Her mother's dead.Her father's abusive, and after 11 long years Kagome Higurashi has finally found a way to fight back...with the help of Sesshoumaru Takamada. Important: New Chapt! Not An

It's been decided. Uchiha Sasuke needs therapy. Dragged to a mental hospital, he's forced to consult with his comrades about his problems. Why is Itachi here?

I, Naruto Uzumaki, am slowly becoming one with a demon. This is the end for me...and for you. Welcome to the end. This will soon be a multichapter story called Breathing Lessons. thanks to the suggestion by: Desolatedking

Neji, Sasuke, Lee, and Naruto discover the horrors of following the girls to the mall. One-shot!

Kyuubi is starting to take control of Naruto.And Naruto is telling that he is scared

A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

COMPLETED! Yes, you read right, completed! Chapter 4: Kakashi reads part of his book to his students... but what is their reaction? Some adultish humor in last chapter... BEWARE!

[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]

Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?