Inspired by 'What if (Almost) Everybody was Shirou's Servant' by Mereo Flere. Rated M for strong language and repeated comical graphic violence. Proofread and edited by Shadow Crystal Mage. That's all I'm saying here. I think I'll let the fanfic itself say the rest, whether for better or worse.

Adapting the recent Chaldea Beach Volleyball in Okeanos non-H doujinshi by KALMIA of Prisma Illya fame, but now using a Beach Beauty Contest motif instead, because well, it's not like the original had that much beach volleyball to start with. Alternate Universe, using all sorts of fictional Servants plus FGO canon characters. Nods to several talented writers, all way better than I.

Between soul-twisting, world shaking battles to correct singularities and madcap, frenetic events, life goes on in Chaldea. Some people wish it wouldn't, and they could fight soul-twisting, world shaking battles all the time, but alas. Heroes of all people know you seldom get what you want.

It's official. This was how he was going to die- not from a bloody war or old age, but because he had idiots for brothers and jerks for bodyguards egging him into doing stupid things.

It's been a tiring day for the Chocobro's. What a shame they won't be getting any sleep.

Noctis was starting to get very annoyed. It was a perfectly innocent question, so what the hell was the problem?

It was the will of the Astrals that the line of Lucis continue. So Noctis wakes up with a sword in his chest. That's just the first in a series of roadblocks keeping him from his happy ending. One-shot

The dragon is vanquished and the Mountain reclaimed, but the Company of Thorin Oakenshield has never been in greater peril. With war brewing on the horizon and madness spreading like wildfire, Kíli makes a decision that will change the course of history... *Cover Art Courtesy of Toastytoastie on Tumblr.

Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?

Iemitsu realizes, too little too late, that no matter how much he may brag about his adorable son, he lost the right to call himself a father years ago. And Tsuna, tired of waiting for a dad that would never come home, has already found another father figure in the form of his ghostly ancestor by the name of Giotto. Angst. Giotto/Tsuna father-son fluff. Now a drabble series.

The new app Pokémon GO invades Beacon and has everyone hooked, save for one Weiss Schnee who has never even heard of a Pokémon before. So her partner, Ruby Rose, tries her best to get Weiss out of her studies and onto the augmented reality battle ground. Action, adventure, hilarity, and friendship will tie them closer than they have ever been before. Subtle WhiteRose here we go!

Oneshot. Gohan's first day of High School is disturbed by an unexpected source and after meeting his new class, he gains a new perspective and comes to the only logical conclusion.

Lily Luna Potter wants to know why her parents insist that she can't date Scorpius Malfoy. She might regret asking.

Anakin Skywalker was minding his own business when a time traveling brat began to pop up everywhere. At least Obi-Wan shares his suffering. In which Jacen Solo learns to flow walk at a much younger age. Series of one shots. Chapter 9: Alternatively known as the time Jacen accidentally took everyone to see Alderaan explode

Ultron has been ruling on earth for almost twenty years. Tony Stark has kept the children of the Avengers hidden away. When it becomes apparent that he cannot keep them safe for much longer, he resorts to their final option to save the world; Project: Regenerate. One of the children will be sent back in time where they will have to convince their parents of the coming apocalypse.

Oddly enough, Iemitsu's a bigger idiot than most have guessed, and his latest idiocy has led to one very adorable and small problem. Too bad for Iemitsu, the problem is Reborn's not his. Beware the cuteness.

Natasha, Bucky, Tony, and Loki discuss why none of them thin they are good enough for Steve Rogers, then precede to tear each reasonings to shreds in the hopes of making each other feel more worthy.

Qrow reveals the source of his high-functioning alcoholism. Team RWBY is generally disgusted.

Six different incarnations of Superman are trapped in a room together. What can they learn from each other?

The Light and the Dark have fought for thousands of years, each possessing their own champions. But now, both will tread in fear of one, displaced from his time, who is the Master of both Light and Dark. One who wants Revenge. DS Ending Male Revan, time travel.

"Again with the pointing. What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?"

Where Wally is really the squib son of Harry Potter and his superhero gig is regarded as pretty much normal in a family of dragon tamers, magical cops and CEOs of multi-billion corporations.

Seven moments in the life of Jobal Naberrie.

Tuesday is the day when Damian is expected to look after the children while his wife, Mar'i, is at work. And he will do so, time travel mishap or no time travel mishap.

Dick Grayson jumps between lives and identities until one day, they collide.