Sherlock is forced to get milk and he gets into and causes a bit of trouble for himself and others. John has given him the task of not getting arrested but Sherlock might not be able to accomplish that task.

A series of one-shots in which John teaches the good detective a thing or two. Turns out Sherlock Holmes isn't too gifted when it comes to driving, cooking, swimming, enjoying birthdays...well, the list goes on. But the lessons seem to teach John more than anything. Set between "The Woman" and "Hounds of Baskerville." Rated T just for safety.

John is considered a good man: kind, gentle, and sociable. What the populous doesn't seem to understand, and what maybe only Sherlock does, is that John isn't a good man. Good men don't have rules. Warnings: BAMF John.

I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers

After losing everyone, Harry knew that he was no longer needed and now wants to rest. What he didn't expect was for him to be transported into another world. HP/Naruto crossover.

When the Mirror of Erised shatters, Nara Shikamaru comes across a child with the most unique green eyes. It's not quite love at first sight but equally as troublesome. Harry Potter/ Shikamaru Nara

Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect... (BEING REVISED)

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to teach a mentally twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto how to be a Kage in order to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted older Naruto, his prankster proteges Sasuke and Neji, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.

The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world and given a fresh start, a chance for a family in a world where he is not the saviour. But war is looming and the presence of a young Istari creates a pivot on which the future of Arda will swing. Slow start. No slash.

After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.

What will Peter and Neal discover when they take an interest in Universal Heritage Insurance and its personnel when a Van Gogh insured by them is stolen? What will Harold and John make of this different class of FBI agent?

Babysitting kids was not the job of a superspy, even if the kid is cute and in danger. A 30 day drabble chain fic from thekloset Yahoo group

Voldemort tries to rid the world of the Boy Who Lived after capturing and torturing him. He goes to the Ministry of Magic, to the archway, and there condemns him to death. But Harry Potter doesn't find himself in the Afterlife- he instead finds himself on the planet Coruscant. Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. AU after OotP and New Jedi Order. Not a slash story!

When Harry Potter was 6 years old, he vanished from the park. And when he came back seven years later, he came with a blue box, a madman, and trouble. Can the duo stop some very misinformed Death Eaters and continue on their way without meddling old wizards getting in the way? Dumbledore!Bashing, Wizard!Bashing, Dursley!Bashing, the usual but not extreme. T for swearing. Very AU

After crashing her spaceship, Jenny is stranded on Earth. Told to seek out Sherlock Holmes to find her dad, Jenny doesn't know what she's getting into. And neither do Sherlock and John. Episode 1 in The Fallen Star series.

"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.

When John was ten years old, a mysterious Doctor came to help him. Then he came back many years later. Episodes of season 5 - 7.1 with John and Sherlock in place of the companions. No slash!

John jumps in Sherlock's stead. Moriarty's organisation is massive, but not impenetrable. There's a bigger game being played well over Sherlock's head.

In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.

Kurama had never realized how much his death had stolen from him. Luckily, the important things are never lost. It only took an old photograph to remind him. Crossover, but not time travel.

Spring 1988. The Dursleys make a trip to Japan, taking their nephew with them. What was supposed to be a quiet, perfectly normal stay soon turns out to be anything but normal when dark clouds descends on the town, people panic and little Harry Potter is separated from his family. As if it wasn't enough, Dark forces seem to be at play and Harry is witness to a strange battle...

After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. Guys, seriously, it all fits.

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

Harry learns of betrayal and shenanigans in dealing with most of the Order. WHat does he do? ONESHOT