A ficlet that's just as ludicrous as the title implies.

Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Harry, Murphy, a bunch of runaway elves, and Santa. Dun-dun-dun. Written for featherjean in the fandom stocking exchange.

HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.

L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.

Ciel's life will have a fairytale ending.

She expected a ring on the telephone, not something quite this literal. Pokeshipping.

The devil will go to great lengths to get what he wants. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 1-

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

How Rukia managed to go so long without learning how to use a computer Ichigo couldn't be sure, just that he was trying to teach her and she was trying to make his life difficult. Ichigo/Rukia silliness

Of course, Roxas doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body. You can imagine how this is going to go.

Because there's a very thin step between the stories we tell our children and the story we live in - discounting the giant spiders, of course. #oneshot, Euro, Polar, Peach#

Harry has many chores to do on this day, including cooking dinner for the Dursley's family. And on this day a simply mistake will be made with devastating result and the all the fault belong to…

Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.

Oneshot. A chance encounter results in a messy falling-out between Akabane and Muraki, with Alucard along to 'help.' GB/YnM/Hellsing crossover fic.

Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.

Ten genres. Ten fanfic clichés. Ten ficlets. Some Anzu/Yuugi, some Jounouchi torture, some Bakura angst, some angry Honda, some shameless Otogi, plus enough unconquerable friendship to keep everyone afloat and somewhat sane. Just a regular week in Domino.

A drabble about the joys of a new tape, untouched by vocals of Freddy Mercury. 100 words total.

Harry Potter finds himself in another universe. What is he going to do in a place where magic doesn't exist?...And how does Superman work his way into Harry's new life?...A HP/Superman crossover sort-of , AU, SLASH

Otogi x Yami no Yuugi x Malik. Let's pretend that Otogi won the Dungeon Duel Monsters game with Yuugi back in manga... Chapter summary: Malik strikes a deal with the Pharaoh.

“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…

Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.