Harry Potter couldn't resist. HPLL. One-Shot.

AU. Kairi goes to prom. — Axel/Kairi/Roxas.

Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.

Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

Kenpachi looks for someone to fight and finds someone he didn't expect

The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.

After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.

Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A pregnant Cuddy unleashes House on Walmart in a fit of hormones. Slight Huddy. Based around the e-mail forward!

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

Shippou is learning... but who is teaching him?

I know bailing me out of police custody wasn’t part of your orders... SPN/NCIS Dean & Castiel

He's not beautiful. Shilo-centric, some one-sided Gr/Shilo, Repo! The Genetic Opera

They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.

In the late nineteenth century, a rather irritated A. Crowley bursts into Aziraphale's bookshop with some disturbing news - his name has apparently been stolen. Oneshot.

Shilo just wants to forget and Graverobber can make that happen for her. For a price. Post!Opera

Post!Opera. Shilo's been getting visits in the dead of night and they're not going the way she'd like them to.

Repo!KinkMemePrompt. While waiting for a Shilo Wallace to come out and play, Graverobber ends up encountering a corpse that certainly isn't dead. When the GeneCops arrive, he falls into debt. Not with the Repoman but with a certain striped poltergeist...

Adam has the weekend off, Aziraphale gets his hands on some new rare books, and the Slytherin crest may never be the same again. Harry Potter crossover. Oneshot.