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Founder: Mutantkillerfrog - Stories: 272 - Followers: 4 - id: 4573
My favorite fics of all Harry Potter genres. Lots of timetravel, indepent!Harry, and obviously comedy! Sit back, read and enjoy these amazing stories.

The Fourth Power by fullsailnate reviews
Harry and Hermione have formed a secret society in order to destroy the Dark Lord's forces. Will they succeed? Will they be able to keep it secret? Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,295 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 5,097 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Flaming Chickens by TatraMegami reviews
Complete AU of second year with lots of crack. What would happen if Harry traded transfiguration text books with Ginny right after they got home from Diagon Alley? Flaming chickens, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Pre Emptive Strike by Marcus Rowland reviews
Someone wants Harry Potter dead. Film crossover, very AU from the start of the first book. Warning, multiple character deaths.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 8,177 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6503 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,157 - Follows: 15,606 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Black and Bones: A Love Story by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
In Case Of Zombies by Mage-Alia reviews
What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,771 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
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