One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...

Kristy's been hearing voices for a while, something that she finds comforting in the months following that horrific day. Too bad everyone around her thinks she's insane and the voices happen to be really handsome guys who say they are countries. Globe fic

Just because I have a phobia of going outside doesn't mean that I have to take care of eight self-proclaimed immature countries. Besides, I have better things to do-Like sort out a zombie invasion! It's real, I tell you! RESULTS ARE UP!

Amelia here! ok I just moved... away from everything, my friend and home... Now i live with my Aunt Kelly. Oh and My insane grandma gave me a necklace of hot men...Great... Globe fic!

It's my final year of college and I have to take what I've been dreading most: my 6 humanities credits. So I signed up for a world history class. For help a shady bookseller sold me a little globe that's supposed to make history "come alive". Too bad I didn't know he meant it literally. OCxVarious.

It was SUPPOSED to be a relaxing summer. No one said anything about Hetalia Units!

Congratulations! You have successfully purchased an HONDA KIKU JAPAN Unit! In order to help you unlock your unit's full capabilities and for your safety we have provided you this manual. Reading is highly advised for safety of self and property

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own RODERICH EDELSTEIN Unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials... LolliDictator style

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA Unit. We have written this manual for you, the owner, to ensure that you will be able to avoid painful brushes with death...LolliDictator style

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I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.

Sometimes Matthew hated his brother. Finding out he'd somehow gotten them four units from his favorite anime/manga was one of those times. Honestly, Alfred was just lucky he had the whole "love family no matter what" thing going and the fact that Matthew couldn't think of a good place to hide the body.

Luciana Montgomery thought that it was just a joke her friend did. She didn't know that the e-mail would actually give her Hetalia units. Now it seems she'll be stuck with them. She only hopes her and her family's sanity would last. Will it?

It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.

After a series of tragedies in her life, Nana Yukibara was about to lose hope in her future, until a strange mailman comes knocking at her door. Hetalia Manuals from LolliDictator/0ptimuspenguin

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

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