Light is most certainly not going mad, even if sometimes it looks as if L's hair has a life of its own. (Crack, very much crack. Disclaimer since fanfic won't let me edit anymore: Characters property of the Death Note franchise, and thank you)

Listen: Light Yagami has become unstuck in time.

Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." But some things are always true, and one of them was that none of them could ever be God.

What would you do if I pulled?" L asked in a whisper, his soulless stare broken only by stray wisps of hair. The chains around Light's throat tightened a fraction, cutting into his skin. “Would you scream? Would you struggle? Or would you simply... die?"

Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.

That soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other's.

After three weeks of inexplicable observations, L could only conclude that Light was an, honest to god, god. (Canon AU, Light has god powers and he doesn't know it, crack, one-shot)

Light Yagami explored in 25 prompts. Who he was and who he is. /In the end he's only human and his time is only finite./ No pairings, some AU.

How can you be rid of the dead if they aren't real?

A ficlet that's just as ludicrous as the title implies.

L's last words to Kira.

The fated meeting of a crossdresser and the school prefect. 1827

Gen. Harry remembered the moment when he really realized that his golden anaconda, who no one else could see, was magical. Prequel to Children of the Sun. COMPLETE.

Gen fic, Hermione and Draco friendship. Draco is enjoying the hell out of himself in politics. And it's even on the right side. COMPLETE.

SBRL, AU. AU. Sirius and Remus are in hiding ten years after Pettigrew's escape, and Remus is the one who figures out that Harry is with the Dursleys. But Sirius is the one who decides to kidnap Harry and give him the best Christmas he's ever had. COMPLETE.

HPDM. After the war, everything seems to be drained of wonder for Draco. Except for Harry Potter, and the way he finds wonder in the simplest things. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. After the war, it's neither Harry Potter nor Teddy Lupin who pull Draco out of the shadows; they do it together. COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle should be careful as he makes friends on his journey from Diagon Alley to Hogwarts.

Kakashi can't help but look up in the sky and expect a red moon mocking back at him. He's is stuck in the wrong place, wrong time, in a body too small. What was Obito thinking when he cast this upon him – vengeance or redemption – and does he even want to know? Time-travel.

When time-travel has a fixed point and Kakashi is the only one who has copied the jutsu, things get a little confusing. Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi. Thankfully there's a return jutsu, and Kakashi knows better than to meddle with time.

On Christmas Eve, Naruto decided to rob the Uchiha Compound … in a manner of speaking. Sorta. Kinda. Not really. But hey, good thing Kakashi was there to stop it!

On Christmas Eve, Sasuke decided to vandalise Naruto's apartment … in a manner of speaking. Thankfully Kakashi managed to stop him in time - and then accidentally enlightened his student the wonders of reverse robberies instead.

Captain Unohana is fed up of the other divisions pushing her subordinates around, so she has published a polite list of guidelines for the Fourth Division detailing how best to deal with their patients and reduce inefficiency. Rated T for subtle horror.

“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]

Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.