"Magical Girls are the embodiment of cuteness, innocence, happiness, sparkles and all that is pink. This...this is not Magical Girl at all." Reborn sounded as if Leon had purposely transformed the girls into - into whatever they were. Definitely not Magical. ONE-SHOT

Your Horoscope for Today: may you live in interesting times A chill ran down Sirius' spine. Why on earth was the newspaper using a Chinese curse as a horoscope? He shuddered once more. Interesting times. No thank you. The reason why he became a tiny bookstore owner was because he didn't want an interesting life. Then Tsuna walked in.

Complete. Reborn is never going to believe another word that comes out of Iemitsu's mouth ever again. (Or, Tsuna gets himself a teacher, a new skillset, and a family that's going to be twice as insane as in canon. Reborn is not amused.)

Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.

“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...

It was entirely too convenient.

Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

Hatake Kama's smile grew, pulling his eyes into it, at his father-come-brother's protectiveness, "Maa, it's fine Niisan. There was a call that needed to be made- I made the one I could live with, I don't care if they can't."

Skull is not Mafia, and he's got better, safer things to do than get involved in the Mafia. Like stunt work. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.

In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.

Anything is possible with magic, at least, as soon as you figure out how, because even magic has its limits. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own.

Inspired by (and with permission from) Starchains' fics Xanxus' Babysitter and The Varia's Hairdresser. Both of which are wonderful fics. Go read them. I wanted this to be epic, but the muses weren't co-operating. Don't Own, Oneshot, Complete. Xanxus swears and Harry talks in maddening riddles. And some hair gets cut.

verb (over·flow \ˌō-vər-ˈflō\) : to have the contents flowing over or spilling, as an overfull container : to pass from one place or part to another as if flowing from an overfull space : to be filled or supplied with in great measure. Or a fic in which Sasuke meets an AU version of himself.

It turns out that Mukuro forgot to do something important during his Reincarnation cycles. Tsuna is not pleased.

Let's just say that Tsuna is getting sent back to the past a little too many times. OneShot

The robins outside his office window are building a nest. Twig by twig, stick by stick, branch by branch. The papers on top of his office desk are forming a victory. Word by word, paragraph by paragraph, stack by stack. They're both getting somewhere, eventually. [one-shot] [drabble]

Tsuna dreams of a life he's never lived. Then he wakes up. [au]

Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

The Weasley twins think about Ellie Potter, pranks, marriage, and being a bit out of their league but loving it anyway. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how different they truly are. side fic crossover of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

The Second Hokage is determined in assigning this mission to the blond time-traveler. Naruto is not amused. Time-travel.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.