The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.

The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)

Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.

Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.

The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former labexperiment, and one former massmurderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO.

Ten years later...a new journey...greater perils...the fight for freedom...and a King in search of a Queen. JS pairing. Rating WILL increase due to adult content. COMPLETE

Narcissa Malfoy reflects on Hermione Granger

As Luke bends over his father's broken body, four Jedi decide to change the course of the future.

When a mission goes sour and leaves Luke with mild amnesia and temporary blindness, he finds himself rescued by a blackcaped, Imperial Force user. Luke and Vader must work together to escape death. Unashamed Luke Vader Father Son story, 1 yr post ANH.

A treachery just a few years after Revenge of the Sith caused Vader to reassess his loyalties, change his allegiances and step back from the Dark Side. But years later there are a few surprises in store for him and 'a new hope.' LukeVader oneshot AU.

13 years after Padme's death, Vader finds her grave in the rubble of a decimated Naboo. But waiting there for him are the angry survivors of Theed's destruction... and the son he'd assumed dead. Luke Vader story.

The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.

[One Shot] [Crack!Fic] A moment of clumsiness leads to confusing and frustrating results.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]

The rest of the rebels are celebrating, but Luke is suffering from a bad case of Christmas blues. Then an unexpected mission results in him spending Christmas with the last person he expected. Loosely based on the Christmas song 'Snoopy's Christmas'.

One hot night, Jin and Mugen catch a glimpse of something not meant for their eyes. Jin tries to cope with almost certain temptation while reflecting on their journey. Mild nudity. Adult references. Spoilers to 12.

After the series ends, Fuu has some loose ends to tie up. WARNING: General SPOILERS for entire series and specific spoilers for episodes 6, 11, and 2426.

What decisions do you make when time is running out? [MirokuKagome]

SasuSaku, oneshot, Now that they are all older and on their own, Sasuke finds that his willful hermitlike behavior has only driven Sakura away from him. . . and into the arms of someone else! Not if he can help it. . .

GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe