Naruto has one job to get a file from his boss's source. Naruto gets some with random women to obtain the very important papers for a promotion. XXx lemons XXX(Review please)

Being a cop is never easy. Neither is being thrown into a world of fiction. And after reluctantly joining C-Sec, I'll have to learn both lessons the hard way. Drug rings, psychotic gang leaders, blackmarket organ dealers, slave runners. It's all standard fare here. And beyond all that, powerful forces follow my every step. Surviving it all may not be an option...

No Reapers AU. Shepard didn't join the Alliance Navy. Instead, our illustrious human heads to Thessia and is taught in the arts of pleasure. Soon enough, one Matriarch Benezia purchases the human's services... Written for the KinkMeme. DISCONTINUED.

A post-ep for "The Miller's Daughter" Regina and Snow have a long over due heart to heart.

Regina Mills/Daniel (Stable Queen) On the Anniversary of the death of Daniel, Regina finds herself feeling alone and in pain, both emotionally and physically. When she decides to make Snow White pay once and for all, she finds a strange man and a Blue Box in her house, offering her a chance to find the man she lost, with no strings attached.

After the DoM Mayhem, Harry decides that he is tired of the Dursleys and figures that he wants to take a unique summer job. Follow him as in his bid for freedom, he has the adventure of a lifetime. Post OotP. Probably AU. Might include crossovers.

Ever wonder what REALLY happened at those DTs that Harry had with Umbridge? Well here's a detailed account of what wasn't in the book. Much implied content. Thanks for reviews!

The original HP/DU romance is back! Harry has a secret love and so does Dolores... co-written with iluvjames7 originally published in 2003

Harry arrives at detention. Things do not go as planned.

Harry lost a bet, now he is to be Draco's servant one night a week until their next Quidditch match… Next YEAR. But Malfoy has a surprise for Harry and the blonde isn't alone… Slash. Sub!HP/Dom!BZ Voyeur!DM&TN

Rejected, Harry wishes to be loved, his magic calls upon Jirachi. The wish-making Pokemon sends Harry to the Pokemon universe. Where his magic is cloaked by the dimensional rift, until he is 13, when his magic overwhelms the cloak. Catching the eye of a certain Headmaster. T because I think like a teen. Discontinued. Adopted by sailormewmewinuluver.

We've all seen Harry Potter, friends and enemies read his past, but what happens when he gains the opportunity to read the adventures of entirely different Harry Potters. Completely original stories that can range from harem tales to X-overs to pairings that don't make sense. Reading stars including students, staff, death eaters and the Dursleys. Read, Review and prosper!

Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver It starts becoming funnier around chap 10

Fem!Harry. Harriet Potter disappeared in 1982. Nico Olvia adopted a two year old girl with a lightning bolt scar. Twenty-six years later, nine pirates are pulled from their world and land in another- and one of them has to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, while a dark wizard plans his revival. GoF. Before time skip.

When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.

Naruto, now the Kyubi, is the brother of Evangeline, but was trapped in a necklace he gave her due to a prison trap ment for her. Now that he's free how will he survive attending and all girls school full of horny teenage girl, while also being their Sex ed teacher? and what's this about daughters, three of them? NarutoxHarem Rated M for a little violence and lemons.

When a zombie infestation plagues the earth, sophomore Saeko Busujima isn't hesitant to embrace her inner demon and ditch that thing called "human morality." (Futanari, Harem)

Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.

A collection of Futanari stories written by me. It consists of unconnected FutaxFemale and FutaxFuta one-shot (maybe two) smut fics. Commissions are currently closed, but I'm more than open to OCs. The primary universes I use are Bleach and Naruto, but I'm open to anything I have knowledge in.

Lily wasn't just Lily Potter. she was the god queen of Hell. After she was killed she wanted a few things. Revenge and her daughter Margaret. So she planned to get both. Luckily Margaret was easy to find, not so easy to get. When she did, she raised her without inhibitions and as a grim reaper. Now she's back and ready to reap. Fem-Harry. Yuri/Futa sexual warnings. No one under 18.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Certain things never change, Mr Gold knows. But everything else might still. Regina doesn't cast the curse, Rumpelstiltskin does. It may make all the difference. [Charming family. Snow/Charming, some Belle/Rumpel, some Emma/Graham, Regina, Henry, others] WIP.

What if Henry was actually kind to Regina? What if they could learn to love each other?

Outsider AU: Coulson's first job since the Tesseract Incident was supposed to be a basic field job. Unfortunately, nothing in the sleepy town of Storybrooke is what it seems. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR OUAT.

After Snow goes to Regina, she has to face even a bigger challenge - her family welcoming her back home. Scene I'd like to see after 2x17. Heavy mommy/daughter angst versus fluff.