"Sometimes he wished he was less attractive, all of the bodies of water lusting after him was kind of hard to handle. Being irresistible was not something he was able to control, though it did mean he could have sex with almost every body of water out there with a hair flip. He would just think of it tomorrow, after his morning bath of course." (Chapter 6) Crack! Haru x Water!

A Haru x Water crackfic. Haru and the ocean have a weird relationship. Will they be able to survive? Haru x Ocean... slight Haru x Rain

This is a brief fanfic that I wrote for laughs. This is not to be taken seriously. Be warned there is some water on human action in this story.

Haruka N. x Water Crack pairing One shot This is extreme crack so don't take it seriously.