On October 10th, Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina died, leaving behind two children. Sixteen years later, when Minato is revived, he's in for quite a shock. For starters, one of his children is an Akatsuki member and the other is a happy-go-lucky idiot. Note: Yondaime bashing and OC Warning. Complete.

Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.

(Non-Canon Slash/Yaoi) Hidan's son...Hidan's brat, kid, child...little bastard. Join Hidan's attempt to raise an alright kid.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Shimizu is an ordinary, non-shinobi young man who live and working in Konoha. Tobirama is an elite ninja and younger brother of the First Hokage. Shimizu have a secret, however, he's not an ordinary young man, he's a woman and actually she fall in love with Tobirama. TobiramaXoc Rated M just to make sure.

"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC. HIATUS

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.

My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.

Deidara is handsome, funny, and anyone's dream partner. Why is he still single? Because his creepy, unsociable red-haired roommate scares away anyone he brings to their apartment. The blonde is determined to find a potential lover that will not back down easily, and Sasori is sure no such thing will happen. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

Oneshot. Deidara is the new owner of a candy shop on the street of Red Sand. He is surrounded by sugary treats, but only one truly takes his fancy. Will he be able to resist this sexy, bittersweet dessert? WARNING: DeiSaso. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.

Hermione Granger attempts to restore the Founders' Items, with unexpected results. NOW WITH ADDED BONUS ABSURDITY

"It's just between us. A one time thing, un. Besides, it was just an experiment...right?"... Sasori went quiet and for a moment sat there staring at the ground. He looked back up at his friend after some time and nodded. "Yeah. Just experimenting…"

Sasori was the perfect tenant in his apartment block; quiet, always payed his rent on time, never disrupted anyone. Deidara was the exact opposite of this, and Sasori had to do something to change that. Yaoi, DeiSaso, rated M due to lemons and language, written by an extremely tired and grumpy me. One-shot, Please review!

AU - While working at a suit store, Deidara gets a visit from an older customer who only blabs away. Tired of listening, Deidara decides to just smile, nod, and say yes to everything. After a moment of zoning out Deidara realizes he's just agreed to something and he's not sure what! Sasodei/Yaoi/Oneshot

Sasori struggles to deal with his own feelings and sense of superiority after he and Deidara have a particularly vicious argument. Luckily, the other Akatsuki members are around to help lend perspective to the socially-inept Puppet Master, lest he lose his partner forever. Contains copious amounts of shonen-ai (SasoDei) and kick-ass BrOTPs. COMPLETE

"Lying is wrong, un. I thought that if someone cares for another person enough, that the gender does not matter. I thought that most people had a conscious and that it would prevent them from doing things that aren't morally right, un?" "I am not the first man to have had an affair, Deidara and if you think that I am, then there is something wrong with your mind." Warnings inside

HinaChou fic that's not as sexual as the title makes it sound. Includes lots of fluff and food-loff on Chouji's part. Includes minor swears and gratuitous amounts of Japanese dishes. Pre-time skip, when Naruto's a bit of a pest. COMPLETE