Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

A young Jim Kirk celebrates his birthday in a San Francisco bar and teaches a Vulcan cadet something about bar room brawls. Set before the movie. Rated for the language.

As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.

Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.

"Since that day he met James Tiberius Kirk on the shuttle six years had come and gone. Six years. Six years of having Jim right there at his side. Through danger and tedium and depression and peace and life. Six years before he finally figured it out."

Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.

Sometimes words just aren't enough. So Tony creates a body. A one shot I felt like writing. Enjoy. :) Tony/Jarvis

Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

In which Gui gets drunk and makes out with Prince. Disaster and a romantic plot ensue. Mwahaha.

Odd Squad throws a bash fit for legends to celebrate the opening of Infinite City and Infinite Band's tour. Guiliastes quickly realizes he's the only responsible one in the room. It's a tough job for a bard keeping the drunken fangirls off an even drunker Prince. Gui/Prince

When a system error causes people's Second Life characters to appear in real life, what will Feng Lan do?

Doll finds Wolf and Gui talking about who they think prince is in RL, and decides that odd squad should finally meet up outside of Second Life. Doll goes two days early to explore the city a bit. Will she find out who Prince is before everyone else?

"I barely dared to breathe as I pressed my ear to the door to listen better. Prince was… female? In real life, Prince was actually a woman? And even more confusing, had Prince just said Feng Lan? As in, my student Feng Lan?" GuiXFeng Lan

Gui asks Prince a simple question about his sexuality that ends up being much more complicated than either would have thought. One-shot. Gui/Prince

When Bakura has a boy dropped on his head in the desert, he has no idea what it means for him! Now he has a brother, but Horus is nothing like Bakura expects. And he comes with a secret. Horus is a mage, but more than that he's the chosen of Bastet! Can Horus save his brother from the manipulations of the Ring, or will the dark spirit of Zorc win? Rated for Bakura and Horus' mouth.

Nobody really believes England whenever he says that magic is real. It's impossible, irrational and just overall unbelievable. That's what frustrates him to no end. Yet whenever he's down in the dumps, Harry's there to comfort him.

Heaven's newest archangel, the new Lord of Hell, and a mechanic meet for lunch every Saturday. Post 5.22. Or, in other words, Team Free Will confuses the locals.

It's Christmas Eve and our blond Hokage only has one wish. Can his daughter help him grant it? Mina/FemNaru, Warning:Incest

Harry was back from his trip to the US. A new outlook on life, with new skills to go with that outlook will make for an interesting time for his new enemies. His new ally though...will find it quite entertaining. Warnings inside. Chapter 1 re-done.

Harry was left in Los Angeles by the Dursley's in the summer of his Fifth Year. The virus strikes and now he's just trying to survive. Doing away with the Gryffindor courage for the most part, he focuses on surviving and taking care of himself first.