Nine demon souls and ten human ones are sent ten years back by the order of the gods. Thus, the Bijuu, the Jinchuuriki, and one not-quite-dead priest will save the day, one ridiculously convoluted step at a time.

No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.

Tobi wasn't quite sure what he'd done, but he knew that something had gone horribly, horribly wrong. CRACK

"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.

In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.

Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.

No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.

Selected scenes to see if people want me to write it. Includes: time travel, reincarnation, gender bending, super-powered OCs, some shipping, and extremely confused criminals. Everything you could ask for in a fanfic, right? Yeah... Let's go with that... Third genre is Romance, Fourth could be Crack, if it were listed as a possible genre.

Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.

Bloodlines, Ninjas, Gods. What's one more little odd thing in this world? A little girl with the world's most wanted Cheat Code powers! "Who's The Requester? And why are you looking for her?" "Because her ability's very convenient, to say the least." FemNaru with Game Powers

Life was always about choices. It can be either good or bad. And sometimes, taking the cowards' choice is the correct one; leading the way to a whole new view of promises and blood. And maybe... a hopeless dream of the future.

Crystal Tokyo never came to be. Instead, all of the Sailor Senshi except for Setsuna died. With Luna's betrayal, Setsuna cast the spell to allow them to be reborn. Centuries later, the new Senshi begin to awaken. Can they save the world again and can the promised city come to be? Only time will tell. AU OOC fem!Naruto

HIATUS! What Would You Do If you woke up in the body of your younger self, but you were really fat? What if you found out that you were somehow in the Naruto world? Well Tamar thinks that she's dreaming, so she decides to play the part. But her 'part' soon becomes her life. Goals? Have a harem. Fuck the timeline!A/N:Reverse Harem.If Naru can have them, my girl can have one too!

Having been exiled after a sneaky maneuver by the Council, Naruto is told who his parents are by Jiraiya and Tsunade. With this knowledge and a new goal driving him forward, he heads towards Kumogakure, the homeland of his father. That is where a Storm shall brew... and the world will only be able to watch as it grows into maturity. ABANDONED

Naru adopts a cat and sets off a chain reaction that could change the fate of the Elemental Nations! Can they find the Sailor Senshi in time to protect the Moon Princess, or will she be lost? And why is Itachi acting so strange? How will the legacy of the Sage of Six paths react when one of the senshi is a container for the Bijuu?

Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page!

Kakashi goes hunting Naruto when he doesn't come back after storming out of Tazuna's, Zabuza goes hunting Haku when she doesn't return from gathering plants, the two find each other instead and prepare to fight... FemHaku/Naruto.

Months after the fight with Kaguya and the village has grown scared of Naruto and decided to try and banish him against Tsunade's wishes. Tsunade decided to do something she should've used long ago, she summons Naruto's mother, Hera Queen of Olympus, who had him while in the mortal form of Kushina Uzumaki. (Full Summary Inside - It's pretty long...Sorry)

Naruto, after the war is summoned by his mother, the goddess Hera to her realm to help. Once arriving there he is claimed by multiple beings and he finds out he has a fiance. Naruto x Artemis. Child of Hera, descendant of Hestia, Hephaestus, and Demeter. Mokuton! Naruto. Original idea from Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer, given permission to modify it and post it

Minato really should have attacked first and asked questions later... In Progress - Originally a FicmasinJuly entry but continue by popular demand. Time Travel

Naruto had always longed for friends, a family. To her surprise, her genin team became just that. But when it was all said and done, Naruto wondered if she had been better off alone. FemNaru. Gen. Team 7. Platonic team bonding. Slow burn bonding.

What if Hinata was a prodigy? What if she became friends with a young demon vessel named Naruto Uzumaki who was really a girl? What if they became friends with Uchiha Sasuke? Read on to find out! FEMNARU!

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

Kakashi goes to a Karaoke bar to get a Popsicle and chaos ensues from there, with the Akatsuki, Anko, Tenten, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, and Naruto all making an appearance. Crack Fiction. Written with the help of EeBee-kohai. KakaAnko, ItaKisa

The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.