"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!

Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.

In which Sakura is a damsel and Deidara is in distress. Requested by SaRaInLove!

Because Sakura needed to learn it sooner or later, and who better to teach her than the master himself?

"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.

"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.

"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.

"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...

All she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.

Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.

"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."

Team Seven and Itachi's ANBU team spend the night at the same Inn. For Sakura, who is the only girl present, things are not looking too pretty. ItachixSaku, Non-mass, One-Shot.

/Go to hell, Iwa/ She was the class president, he was the town panty-chaser. They were never meant to be, but they still found a way to screw with fate. /Only if I can bring you with me, Haruno/

"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."

They met in a flurry of limbs, curses, and spilled coffee. She offered to replace his drink, and he couldn't help but feel like everything was a bit backwards. modern AU, DeiSaku

Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku

AU He needed to learn how to say No. She needed to learn how to say Yes. "Just say it..."

Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned

She may not be the main character in her own fairy tale, but she's the main character in his. NatsuxLucy

AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.

He's hiding and she's pissed so she turns to the only person she knows that can take her to him. Uchiha Sasuke. AU

They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.

It seemed, this time, their roles were reversed. -SasuSaku Month-

theirs is a story that hasn't finished yet. Sasuke, Sakura and life during the war. written for ssmonth 2012

Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.