Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!

SasuSaku. AU. The General of the Army, Uchiha Sasuke, has a lot of explaining to do to his own personal Commander—a.k.a. the Wife—after telling his son, "I'm scared of your mom." What's a General against his wife? A mashed potato, that is.

And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?

/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."

"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS

AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."

Today, my best friend smashed an egg over my head. The reason? I ate pizza with her ex boyfriend, who's also my new boyfriend. I thought it would be okay considering she gave my ex boyfriend a blowjob while we were still dating. Apparently not.

Sometimes Team 7 wondered if Sasuke would die a virgin.....guess not. /SasuSaku/

According to recent studies, people are most likely to meet their soul mate in the supermarket. I, Bella Swan, can attest to that. / AH. Short-story.

In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]

The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Cloti. Tifa is having issues with painting a particularly annoying part of her wall. Cloud gets threatened with no dessert. Innuendos, corn, and lots of cheese for you fluff lovers.

When a certain embarrassing picture is spread around the Order of the Black Knights, Kallen is horrified. Too bad Zero refuses to do anything about it. CRACK. Semi-AU. Kallen x Lelouch.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

A rainy morning confession changes everything and nothing. Ino learns that love makes no excuses, and neither should she.

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

It was on that particular day when I first saw that books could indeed fly. Maybe not that high. Not on a natural basis either. But one thing is for sure. It was all courtesy of newly found buddy/friend/companion. Haruno Sakura.Sequel to Tables and Chairs

It was his typical day of brooding in that secluded area in the library. Or was it? Look what we have here. A pretty chick. With pink hair! SxS. AU

Ichigo x Rukia fluff - “If I kissed you, it would mean nothing. Purely platonic.” Rukia has some questions concerning modern-day social norms.

It wasn't her pretty face that he saw when he opened his eyes. It wasn't her flawless cheek that his hand caressed. It wasn't her, and he knew it, because he chose him, not her.

Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT

He seems to have forgotten just who she is. Rated for brief mentions of torture.

After the war, Hinata tells a story to a grieving kunoichi at the memorial stone.

She looked at the label on the bottle of painkillers in her hand. Twelve hundred milligrams; or three pills a day. She smiled bitterly, and knocked one back. — Sasuke/Sakura.