In which Sakura is mostly speechless. In which Gaara's word count is more than hers.

Neji, Tenten, and the latter's obsession for Lord of the Rings.

"Who wants to be my gay BFF?"

neji, tenten, and a curling iron. oh, and lee. who coined a new name for neji.

to he-with-whom-I-should-have-had-many-elevator-moments-with, please hold the frickin' elevator door open.

At this point, it would have been easier for her had she been holding the invitation to his wedding, and not hers. NejiTenten

/SasuSaku/ This is not a love story. /Happy Birthday, Missa!/

/SasuSaku, NaruHina/ Sasuke will not wear lavender, Sakura wants to throttle him, and Naruto is getting married in twenty minutes. /I think my brain just committed double suicide with my common sense./

Oneshot '“And just because I wish that dress I saw today would fall out of the sky, doesn't mean it will, right?”, Sakura yelled. Ino looked up as well, almost anticipating the garment to start raining from the sky.' SasuSaku

Temperatures rise during yet another argument between the pair. Ichigo/Rukia Ichiruki

[Oneshot] During Halloween night, Sakura gets a little trick. Or is it a treat? DeiSaku

oneshot. revamped - He. Doesn't. Love. Me. Her whole world exploded. Take my hand, say you love me, forever and always. Please. -sasusaku-

Hermione Granger is caught with her mobile phone in potions, and is told to come and 'fetch it' at the end of the day. As Snape snoops through her files, he finds a lot of surprises, involving everyone's favourite Slytherin prince. HG/DM

[H x B. crack!fluff. oneshot.] In which Hiei misses the ball, but catches something infinitely better. Oh. And there is Much Denial.

Gift!fic for Annie. SasuSaku. I sound moonstruck, she thought mournfully. Maybe I haven’t changed. Maybe I can’t. Maybe it’s him.

Whoever said, "Knowledge is power," is a liar. Whoever said, "Ignorance is bliss," now, they were dead on right. Sakura POV.

Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!

Blaise Zabini takes pleasure in ruining his best friends life. Draco Malfoy is on the brink of becoming depressed as every time he tries to kiss his girlfriend, he is somehow interrupted. How much does a guy have to do to get a first kiss?

Blaise Zabini had the perfect plan. He was going to tell Hermione that Draco had a crush on her. Until he found out that they were already dating... Dramione with a little bit of Blaise/Harry.

"Oh, and if you failed to hear it because of Sasuke here, Naruto meant 'video sex is better than phone sex'."

[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.

Whilst studying, Draco and Hermione have a rather interesting Spanish conversation, not knowing that Harry and Ron understood, also. Short HG/DM One-shot. Mostly English, but of course has Spanish translations in it.

Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.

“All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.

One new breath, to start a new beginning... Finding oneself and the others around you just might be one of the hardest things that occurs in a lifetime, as Uchiha Sasuke soon discovers. Written for the 100situations community on Livejournal.