Believe it or not—it takes a lot of love to hate you like this.

Preparing for a first date is never easy. So how will Naruto manage when Hinata's coming around in just five minutes and he isn't ready at all? Submitted for the NaruHina First Kiss mini-contest.

Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.

You had one job, Minato. —Kageship.

The wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AU

SasuSaku ; Faux SasuIno. 'You're annoying'; 'Oh, shut up'.

//OneShot//SasuSaku// He is alone, and hears everything but her.

[Shika x Saku. implied others. please read warnings inside.] Sakura and Ino are a story incomplete. Shikamaru will fix it, the way he couldn’t fix her. [for Epiff Annie]

In the end, Shikamaru decided, the sex wasn't worth it. ShikaIno.

Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.

CANON AU - Sometime in the middle of the night, the wet trumpeting sound of flatulence ripped through the silent cabin. Sasuke/Sakura; Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto

And if I give you mine, will you stay with two hearts living for a hundred years, or will we grow to fifty together?

Sorry Sasuke. This is the last time." Indeed, Sasuke thought bitterly, it was. Chapter 402 spoilers. Manga-based brother one-shot.

"Let's just break up," she told him, "we've only been dating for less than 24 hours and look at us. We're already fighting. Let's do ourselves a favour and break up early before we get too attached to each other and save ourselves from the too inevitable painful heartache." Sasuke didn't like the resignation and acceptance in her tone.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Never- and I do mean NEVER- insult the color pink in front of Natsu. Seriously.

Naruto speaks up for a young girl who is being bullied.

Konoha has survived multiple wars, raids, betrayals, and even a rampaging demon. But still, most believe it wouldn't survive a day with Uzumaki Naruto as Rokudaime. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

A wedding day in the wrong colors. [SasuSaku] [Angst] [Slightly AU]

Love, hair, and anger issues: 20 truths about Sakura Haruno.

Lines blurred; boundaries crossed. They succeeded in destroying their friendship. AU. sasusaku. one shot.

She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;

Lies, confessions, truth, and what makes life worth living."I was just pretending." /Sasuke x Sakura/

Sakura is hurt on a mission and Itachi and Shisui have to take care of her. With only one bed and one ratty blanket, it's going to be hard to stay warm. Especially when one Uchiha keeps stealing the blanket away. ItaSakuShi

AU, NejiTen. It was during one of those days; when the crowd was at it's fullest, that he strolled into the shop and inadvertently humiliated her.