It's been two years, and Sakura is tired of waiting. "I'll be home December Twenty-fifth," Sasuke said, and for once Sakura wanted to believe him. AU, SasuSaku

He has a surprise for her and he's going to do it in a way she'd never expect. Summary sucks please RXR! one-shot NaruHina! My first attempt at something fluffy.

“Naruto, it’s time for you to leave. You’re disrespecting the very air of our house with your abominable excuse for dancing, and you are interrupting my Sakura-fantasies.” ::SasuSaku:: CRACK.

When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies. [NejiTen, one shot]

“Angels fall in love with angels. Demons know not what love is. Angels and demons do not fall in love with each other.” The Universal Rule must not be broken. [sasusaku]

Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.

An average waitress meets Chaos, and falls in love with him. [SasuSaku]

Most girls fall in love with Uchiha Sasuke before they learn how to read. But then, Haruno Sakura was not like most girls.

Oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. SasuSaku.

Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU

"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.

CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.

AU. SASUSAKU. MYSPACE. 'What should I get Sasuke-kun for Christmas'

SASUSAKU. "Congratulations, forehead, you just passed the wrong note to beholder of smexy eyes." "Ah, crap."

For AGENT KELL. “What’s wrong with you? This is so stylish. See this twirl? Let’s see you do better than that, Pinky.” “Tch, my hair already kills all your looks by DEFAULT. That is just how pwnsome I am.”

AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...

SasuSaku: AU crack! - take a girl, who spends her day shouting from the top of the Tokyo Tower, and an empty subway carriage with a more-or-less average guy, and watch the events roll into perfection

Welcome to Sakura's journal of issues! Main topic: how Sasuke Uchiha is ruining my life.

Because this is what summer vacation does to us when we go back to school. SakuSasu oneshot

“But you saved my life!” “I also threw you off a four story building. That’s generally frowned upon in this day and age." On Kushina, Minato and the things that make him fear her.

Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.

In which Lucy pretends she has a boyfriend, and Natsu pretends that he doesn't care. Neither of them were ever good at acting, really.

Death shouldn't be a happy thing —NejiTen!drabble

i'd rather do more than paint you. —sai/ino

[SasuSaku] It was summer when he saw her again. She stood out against the crowd in the streets as she walked back into her home. Soft colored hair, bottle green irises, and a smile that had never left him. Oneshot.