When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.

Two mob hit men, the boss' daughter and a bartender. Oh, the things that can happen. —Sasuke, Suigetsu.

SasuSaku. Because falling in love can be as simple as placing an order at a coffee shop.

ShikaIno 'She’s a drama queen twenty four seven, and now she has a reason.'

SasuSaku. Maybe not expecting from Sasuke is just as destructive and disappointing as expecting.

It's just you and your ego. Your Uchiha pride. You're so sure it hasn't happened to you, but all women at one time have faked it. Parody-ish. SasuSaku. Crack!

In which Kakashi forces his poor genin team to list their New Year's Resolutions. Crack, Team 7 fic.

"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku

In which Sakura talks about dresses, boobs and coffee to the only man around. AU

Maybe she was just unlucky; Naruto just had to be the biggest idiot in the world, it just had to snow when she was indecent, she just had to be beside that puddle when that car passed by. Even still, Sakura just had to squeal on her way to Ino's. AU.

KibaSaku. The first time he sees her she is crying and dirty and alone, and Kiba never thinks he might fall in love with her.

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]

No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]

Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.

Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU

The Love Doctor! In the midst of a crazy, half-baked scheme to get Sasuke and Sakura together, Ino realizes that they didn’t need as much help as she thought. Because Sasuke has always only had eyes for Sakura; she just didn’t know he did. SASUSAKU

Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.

[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.

SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because, even at the age of five, Team 7 consisted of an emo boy and a cheery girl that were obviously in love with each other, a blonde boy always there to point it out, and even a yucky, grey-haired sensei. Happy Birthday, Sasuke!

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. She is lucky, she thinks, to have Sasuke as her first client. He's handsome, rich, and everything else she's not, and that is exactly why she's here, in his room, giving all of herself over to this stranger she just barely met. She only hopes Naruto never finds out. It would kill him if he knew she was selling her body to keep them alive...

Your sickness feels like home. —SasuSaku.

[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...