This story starts in a gas station and ends in a police car.

/SasuSaku/ Nowadays, she figured that going to a diner at 2 a.m. for self-proclaimed "World's best Coffee" and a meal with Sasuke was more of a self-help meeting than a friendship. Meh. As long as he paid.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.

Team 7. AU. Ever wonder why people pair others up in groups of three? Because it makes for awkward social situations. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and too much caring.

Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.

Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. We’re just running around in circles, trying to swallow brown sugar by the cube and catch smoke with our hands.

Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.

Team 7. They make an entire world.

Sasuke/Sakura. Naruto/Ino. AU. Sakura decided that Ino deserved something real, Naruto was colorblind, and Kiba was a man-whore. And Sasuke? Sasuke’s got a stick shoved up his ass.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Things always had a way of treading the thin line between disaster and perfection. Of chances, believing, and not looking before you leap. [Sequel: "La Gaudière"]

Itachi/Ino. Beauty was a very broad concept, she soon came to realize. Especially when Uchiha Itachi was included in the picture. She could cry forever over the things that she would do for it. For signalbox.

Team 7. Sasuke/Sakura. He is broken, so he breaks them, just to make himself feel better. But when he stumbles back, completely destroyed, he doesn’t understand why they’re still there.

Sasuke/Sakura. Naruto/Sakura. She loves Sasuke to the point that she’ll never tell him the things she desperately wants to scream out the most.

Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”

Neji/Tenten. 20 moments together. From emotionally constipated boyfriends to misunderstood proposals; from braided hair to crazy weddings—from him to her—every moment is inexplicable, delicate, and absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Like a spell, he spiraled into one of his own cliché romances.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.

Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.