Two hours later, Karin would have said that this was definitely a time in her life in which she had made the wrong decision. But there was one fact that stopped her: She was drunk. ...Suigetsu? Just as wasted. [Suigetsu x Karin]

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

[One-shot,SasuSaku] Sasuke muses on our favorite pink haired chuunin. "Damn it, look away, Uchiha."

It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.

Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.

Itachi, Sakura, a cold, rainy night, and a hot spring. Before The Dawn AU.

AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.

It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku

AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.

The night her husband returns home bloody and barely conscious and alone, she knows that his mission went terribly, terribly wrong.

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.

Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

COMPLETE 6.23 Sakura's band is the best female band.Sasuke's band is the best male band.Now they go to the same school.There is a battle of the bands thing going on which would prove who is better.Who will win?Will love bloom?Sassak,nejten,narhin,inshi

[Oneshot, SasuSaku] She rushes into the deep for him, and does not think twice about it. For him, she will not be weak.

-SasuSaku, Team7- ”They say I look good. I say, I taste even better.” Naruto and Sasuke talks about sex at age eighty-six. Dialogue. Crack!

-SasuSaku- "Sasuke-kun likes me, mommy, I'm sure."