Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and gender issues. Really, it's all just a big misunderstanding. "What exactly are you doing inside Victoria's Secret?" Awesomeness. Crack!

SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.

Gift!Fic for Ari. AU ShikaIno. But as she sat there, looking up at him with a crooked smile, showing her two missing teeth, and her hair in two messy pigtails, her eyes shining more than the sky he loves, he knew it was worth it.

NaruIno. Who wouldn’t be remorseful when the person that they love was wed to another person? And if the person you are crying next to had the same thing happen to them? And what if said person who was wedding the other person was your best friend?

AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...

SasuSaku AU ONESHOT. A story that we can all relate to involving a Sakura who's unhealthily infatuated with something and a Sasuke who's incredibly pissed off and dare I say, jealous.

Sasuke thinks that he might be in love, but he isn't quite sure being how he never got to experience such a thing. And though he knows that he doesn't deserve her, he's willing to do anything to find out if it's love. Intoxicating amount of fluff. SasuSak

SasuSaku ONESHOT. Sasuke's grunts mean so much more...

Gift!Fic for Alice. And as they both lay there with the rain falling down in unforgiving puddles of broken promises, they were silent. But even though neither uttered a single word, both believed that that was the best conversation they’d ever had.

SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 10Ve –y0U". Because saying you love someone through a yearbook is so old and using a mathalicous calculator is the only way to go.

Because even though Mikoto was long dead and gone, Sasuke always mangages to thank her in some way on Mother's Day. Slight SasuSaku ONESHOT.

SasuSaku/ItaIno. "Oh Sakura, you're just so flexible." Because their friendship isn't based off of make-up and boys, but rather strange Facebook holidays and the occasional sex song.

SasuSaku. ONESHOT. "Why did you wait?" He asked. "Because I love you." A shake of the head. "Because I care about you?" Another wrong answer. Realization hit her. "Because you deserve it."

SasuSaku ONESHOT. A story in which everyone in Team Seven celebrates the joyous holiday of trickery, except Sasuke who finds it quite annoying when he's talking about rather important things.

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 L0Ve SaSUKe UCH1Ha!" Because note-passing is so last year and calculator-passing is the new black.

Gift!fic for Missa. “I think I’m falling in love with you.” Her words were clear and precise, but she still looked up at him so he could see the genuine look in her eye. “Will you fall with me?”

They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?

Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."

SasuSaku Oneshot Sequel to Way Back It's been two years since Sasuke came back to the village and still, nobody knows. "Wait, you're pregnant!"

Sasuke found his way back. [Major OOC] Read the Author's Note before reading, it might be useful to maybe start to probably begin to understand why I wrote this.

Still, I'm grateful I get to have my own personal weather forecast, even if it sucks. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Because, unknown to all, every night, before going home, she would go see Sasuke in his cell. SasuSaku. Oneshot.