AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.

Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.

SasuSaku. Co-written with Extra Ren. 'You're from underwater. I'm from the land. OKAY? We live in different worlds, kiddo.' 'KIDDO? You've got to be kidding me. You're so short.'

The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.