At age four, Naruto, believed to be the son of the Yondaime, is kidnapped by Iwa ninjas and put in the worst, most brutal prison in Rock Country. There, he grows up into a legend, a lethal, musclebound genius, who adopts the name... Bane!

Naruto has a little crush on his female bus driver Anko and she turned out to like him as well. This contains hetero sex written with lots of details

Shields can be used to cover broken things. Tsunade has a reflection of what it means to use someone to hide her hurt. Naruto/Tsunade.

Oneshot. Happens after the 4th shinobi world war. Naruto is a beast and Tsunade is going to tame him. rewrite of xeaMzx's omake.

Chandler Bing thinks he is doing a good deed when he saves a strangers life. But that rash action changes his own life forever as he meets Patrick Batemen, a serial killer who takes Chandler under his wing. Soon the fun and games turn deadly.

The newly formed team, the Avengers, faces off with an alien threat but soon learn that the real danger comes from one much closer to them. Also includes other characters in cross-over. Violence and sexual themes throughout.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

A revamped version of my Brainy Girls. This will only contain all of my non-M chaps from the series. Think of it as a present to those who miss HBG on this site. Reposted chap 155 with corrected typo.

AU 4th year. Hope is strong with revealed secrets. As the light is seen for the corruption it holds. And a beautiful Veela sees our heroes secrets unravelled within her arms. And the dark is shown to have been made to give the light power. Contains some femme-slash pairings. Out now. Sequel. "I Know Your Secret: Foretold".

Fools in love, are there any other kind of lovers? One-shot, drabble, EWE?

Rose is caught in a embarrassing situation by her Uncle Harry, But isn't who you think it is! Read to the end to find out.

Ginny really hates the themed masquerade balls the Ministry throws, but the reason she goes will always stay the same: the sex is fantastic. Too bad it wasn't Harry. Written for hp rarities 2010. various Bill/Charlie/Ginny

Complete PWP of Draco and Rose... Rose getting control over a powerful man like Malfoy with her pretty red lips.

Harry's is having a affair, and it's tearing Ginny apart. She decides to take matters in her own hands. and makes him pay for his actions. Harry/Ginny. Mature themes. Ma- Mature Audiences only!

Short story. Harry just can't resist Ginny's fingernails. Harry/Ginny. Mature audiences only! Proceed with caution!

Post war: Almost cannon. The victim of Corruption, betrayals by the ministry and others. Harry uses his intelligence, hidden allies and a family artefact to go back in time to make sure he lives to be 19. Smart/powerful/Dark/cunning Harry. Bad ministry/Dumbledore/Others. Very clichéd you have been warned.

"it... pulls you under and you're lost, you're drowning in her scent her eyes her voice her everything. She's somehow become your everything...You want to protect her. You want to destroy her..." Harry/Narcissa pairing. References to non-con, slash, age gap, somewhat incestuous undertones, language...characters are messed up. Quite dark. Enjoy! ;

Cougar-loving Harry Potter agrees to help newly-widowed Molly Weasley adjust to life. He didn't realize that it would be her helping him instead of the other way around.

One of the some things that happen between Harry Potter and his Daugther Lily Luna during their Father/Daugther bonding. Incest! (Mature Audiences only!)

Mal woke up in the past, with the 12th gang. He tries to figure out how to go back.

"'Tempe! What are you doing here' 'Hi, Rick.'" Castle gets an unexpected guest that happens to be an old friend of his that it's in a lot of trouble. Castle/Bones crossover. Set after both finales. Spoilers for both shows.

On Hiatus: Two universes are fused together by bumbling powers. The slayer starts a new life in Smallville after being kicked out of Hemery.

Only 5 years after the End of the Human-Covenant war does Humanity meet another alien Civilization. but this one has different technology and hasn't heard of the Forerunners. Is this one open to peace at first contact? or will Humanity be bludgeoned by outside forces yet again?

Third in my metawitch series. After killing Voldemort, Jessica Potter makes her own way in life. Leaving the magical world, she makes use of the strange mystical powers she has had since birth, to fight for justice, and for her own gain.

A Halo/Mass Effect crossover, though not a typical one. This is the story of the last Forerunner, sent to a different galaxy entirely. How will he handle himself in this new glaxy where everything is different. Adopted from drich147. I corrected a mistake in chapter 3 regarding how long he has been there. I do not own Mass Effect or Halo.