Weeks before his second attempt at the Graduation Exam, Naruto Uzumaki manages to convince the Hokage into giving him an assassination mission. The target? The Kyuubi no Kitsune. The Demon Hunt is on. Abandoned/Oneshot/Complete...wutever.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry questions the science behind a Red Dwarf episode while doing the dusting, and through an unknown force that is likely magic, finds himself wondering how long he can put of Oedepus. complete oneshot don't own.

A mistake is made and a decision made that has long reaching ramifications for all the residents

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.

There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Book 1: Naruto Uzumaki's life has been nothing but miserable since the day he was born. But all of his pain is about to change for the better when a mysterious entity named Harry begins teaching him in the magical arts and helps him find his true calling.

Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.

Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.

Tactical Espionage Romantic Comedy. AU, multicross. Rated M just to be safe.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.

On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu

Keitaro's relationship with Naru comes to a climax, for better or worse. What will he do when the woman he loves is actually deceiving him? Hate turns to love and love turns to hate. I'm Only Human: Tsuruko Arc is submitted as a separate fanfiction.

A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.

Sometimes people just fall into roles, even if they are from another story.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.