After the BotFA, Blueberry Baggins, engaged to Thorin and preparing for the wedding, tries to figure out what her married name will be as Queen Under the Mountain, so she can buy more monogrammed spoons. Take that, Lobelia. (Genderswap, everybody lives AU, meta crackfic)

In which Harry Potter can not bring himself to actually care about how people see him, things like pride and dignity were thrown away long ago. But then again, eleven years under a stair case will do that to you.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

When Alexander invites Aaron to go drinking, things don't go as expected. In which Burr gets smashed and I just wanted to write puns using his name. Crack-ish.

"David wasn't sure what to expect from his new roommate. After running all the various possibilities in his head, he still wasn't prepared to, when he opened the door, be faced by a boy, covered head-to-toe in paint, dangling from the ceiling by a rope tied around his waist." (Modern AU, one-shot)

Just a little rambling about Dumbledore and socks. Partly inspired by the scene in the first book with the mirror of Erised. And partly by the scene with Slughorn at the beginning of the sixth book. And by me knitting.

Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]

Mentally damaged, Harry defeats the Dark Lord with the only spell in his arsenal: Scourgify. A collection of drabbles with a common theme of Voldemort kill-offs. Will be updated as inspiration hits. Many appear in Crys's "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort."

It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

ALY POST Hairspray oneshot Corny meets Maybelle at the grocery store. Warning: Suggestive peanut butter jokes, Corny's strange diet, a battle over chocolate milk, and real names and hair colors. Cute and fluffy cornymaybelle

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!

When Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic, he throws him in the dungeon. So what will happen when Arthur goes down to the cells to visit Merlin? What magical adventures has Merlin gotten himself into? Bromance, no slash.

Arthur thinks he needs a new servant. Merlin knows differently. Post-reveal one-shot, pure bromance.

The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!

Gimli has been waiting for years to get Legolas and Aragorn to come to the Glittering Caves. And he has finally persuaded them to come. For Legolas though, the caves prove perilous, and the learning of dwarvish customs is slightly humiliating.

Set several years after RotK. After being trapped by heavy rainfalls inside the Golden Hall of Rohan for days, Legolas reacts in a typically elven fashion and Gimli contemplates an old saying of the dwarves.

Gimli amuses the hobbits by telling a story. Legolas 'helps' him.

Nob isn't about to let an old rascal like that into the Prancing Pony, no sir! But there's something Barliman forgot to tell him...

"Somehow," says James May, "I just know that this is your fault Clarkson." "Oh come on!" Jeremy protests, "I mean, even if I knew how, why the hell would I transform myself into an orang-utan?" In which Clarkson is unrepentant, May is sceptical, and Hammond is excited. Or where they all get turned into animals.

The Doctor finds something to do while Rose is asleep. Crack fic. Alpha Prompt P- Pancakes

Sherlock is very precise in his speech so when he accidentally lets something slip it's up to John to find out why. Sherlolly.

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

It seems that with each passing year, Derek and Odette get more and more annoyed by the other one's actions- even the private ones. Rated T for subject matter. Inspired by a scene from the Blue Lagoon.

Luke is Darth Vader’s son, right? So, doesn’t it follow that he’d be his father’s heir? Yeah, it surprised Luke too.