Snape has obtained a seemingly valuable memory of Voldemort and Nagini conversing. However, with Dumbledore's absence, the only available Parselmouth is none other than Harry Potter...

Arthur has a new jacket along with his other countless new garments, and Merlin is sick of sewing them for him. However, one night, the young warlock creates a plan to show Camelot Arthur's real clothes. . . comedy. No slash.

Hazel starts to isolate herself and goes to the woods of Camp Half-Blood to let her emotions out. Nico, being the best brother ever, tries something new to cheer her up. Rated T just in case.

If owls are Athena's sacred animal, Annabeth should be more appreciative of the owl puns, right? Or so Percy thought. He decides to test Annabeth's limit with the puns regarding the fierce yet fluffy bird. Warning: Puns. Terribly cheesy puns, courtesy of Percy. One-shot.

When all of the Weasleys gather together to celebrate Molly's birthday, a plethora of talents are revealed! This is a birthday story for Jazz E. Roisin written with Clover Bay!

Nico spends Christmas with the Jacksons. Written as a series of literary snapshots showing memorable moments during this holiday.

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.

Our favorite characters get together at the Battle of Hogwarts anniversary. At dinner, they start telling tales of their childhood. What will be revealed? *A story about some of our favorite characters experiences with accidental magic!*

Thanks to the pesky letters of his colleagues, Albus Dumbledore has decided that he must finally put to rest the ultimate question: which is better, The Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?

Property of Fred and George Weasley WARNING: chapters ahead may contain some seriously funny stuff! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND ANY PERSON WITH A HEALTH PROBLEM. lol jks just R&R!

A parody of Sleeping Beauty. The Russian Minister of Magic needs a place to place his daughter, who is under the Draught of the Living Death. Severus and Dumbledore decide to help him. COMPLETE.

Note passing in class... Marauder style. Those poor professors.

Fred and George have a little heart to heart with Ginny about protection.

4 HIDEAWAY GHOST QUILL. A drunk Sorting Hat? Flitwick's Flying? A disembodied voice? It seems the imprint of a departed soul is making itself home at Hogwarts.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Even when he was young, Sherlock Holmes always had unorthodox approach to experiments!

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.

Drabble series. Merlin is given a cat for his birthday by Gaius. Said cat, named Arthur, likes to cause trouble for himself. As Merlin finds out again and again...

Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!

What kinds of havoc did Fred and George wreak at Hogwarts on April's first day? R&R

It all started with a newspaper. Then Zeus declared war on Athena. Then Athena found out Zeus' real reasons for starting the war, and told everyone at Camp Half-Blood. And then… Well, the demigods are never going to let their parents live this one down.