So Dumbledore's asked a few certian Demigods to teach at Hogwarts to get ready for the upcoming war, and they'll be staying at the Burrow until school starts. What will happen? Takes place after TLO and begining of Half-blood Prince. ON HIATUS. Due for rewrite.

When Harry wonders what happened to the first sort-of friend he had, even if it was just a snake, he's surprised to get a mysterious letter from said snake, telling him about his life... honestly, he got to Brazil? Harry wondered if that was true...

After Inspector Javert has been captured by the revolutionaries, all Enjolras wants is to make sure he's watched over...and all Gavroche wants is to eat him for breakfast. Played entirely for laughs.

Sentenced to Azkaban for murdering Quirrell, Harry bands together with Sirius and later, Ginny, to bring the weirdest, most unqiue Azkaban story. With all those Quidditch posters in their cell, Albus won't know what hit him. It's Azkaban...Marauder Style!

Myles and Beckett set out one early morning to finally one-up their older brother - and quite by accident discover a plethora of new and embarrassing secrets, to Artemis's chagrin. Rated T, just in case.

He had lost his memory and been shipped off to some crazy Roman camp, been married to Annabeth for eight years, but nothing would have prepared him for what was about to come. A sweet, funny oneshot about Annabeth's birth. R&R!

Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!

Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.

After countless arguments about "who gets who" of the big three on their capture the flag teams, Thalia , Percy, and Nico decide to make their own team and try to beat all of the other cabins combined. But will their plan work? Or will they be completely beaten?

Or How Sir Gwaine Tried to Win the Girl of His Dreams and Merlin Finally Realized That She Was In A Relationship. (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen; Lancelot/OC)

Percy, and then Thalia, gets the sudden urge to tell jokes. Plus CHB's reactions! Really just the jokes, the reactions are in some of the jokes. Two-Shot.

Leo did not expect to spend Christmas Eve with the cold praetor of Camp Jupiter, and Reyna certainly didn't expect to spend hers with the childish repair boy of the Argo II. And neither of them expected to enjoy each other's company. But sometimes, you find friends in the most unexpected places.

Ivy Stoll was the sort of person who was devoid of anything that even closely resembled common sense, which is why, when she spies a very attractive mailman walking down the street, she may or may not slip a letter into his bag that may or may not have her address written on it.

Gwaine is fond of an apple tree, and she is fond of him- until the day he eats an apple she did not make. (My crack-muse went into overdrive again... :D)

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

A series of notes the Narnian monarchs left for each other. Set during the Golden Age.

The Wizarding War is over and Merlin has come out of hiding, but how will he deal with the issues that are plaguing the modern world? It now falls to Merlin to correct the mistakes of history that have lingered for hundreds of years. Set soon after Book 7, far after Series 5. Featuring Immortal!Merlin and the Golden Trio. One-shot.