Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

What if Naruto had left after failing the exam for the third time? This is the journey of one such Naruto Uzumaki.

At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?

What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem

After several life changing events happening during the fight with Zabuza and Haku, Naruto finds himself with a new sword, a bloodline, a new friend, and a new outlook on life. NarutoxHana

Grins and smiles are not the same thing - Shikamaru explains. Yaoi

Nymphadora Tonks cooks...people run for the hills screaming, babies cry, Voldemort clings to his Harry Potter doll for protection, and Harry Potter cowers in fear. Warning:Slash. Crack. Not to be taken Sirius-Ly! Voldemort/Harry.

Something of an inspiration. Naruto raised outside of konoha by several different people, how will he leave his mark on the world? Strong!Naruto-ish, NaruTayu. Enjoy and review!

Ikari Shinji grew up very much differently than Gendo expected. How would the Commander of NERV handle a trained killer with sociopathic tendencies. Militaristic plus tons of monolog on Shinji's slightly disturbed mind as he contemplates reality.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM

What would happen if Naruto was pissed the day teams, were selected, what if Kyuubi used it to his advantage to ensure his legacy. What if Naruto got a new father and a new way in life that makes men want to be him and woman to hehehehe. NarutoXharem

Make people see one thing while you do another... it's the beauty of deception.

What if our favorite Demon Vessel was adopted along with 2 others, how will things be different when he returns to Konoha? Find out! Naru/Ino, Anko/OC others. BE WARNED LOTS OF SWEARING

There are rumors of a man known as the Shadow Fox. Konoha wants him, but does he want to be with Konoha? And if so...how long?

Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.

Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.