Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

The greatest patriot will do anything for his country and pay any price to protect it. He doesn't care for honor or contempt, nor even if the country deserves his sacrifice. A true patriot never fails. Never. [Not Easy Reading] [Dark Themes]

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Anko knows lunacy. She thrives on the wayward and unruly. But there's a line she just doesn't cross, until a certain boy eleven years her junior becomes bent on luring her to the other side.

Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.

No one is born evil. That is not true, not for Tom Riddle. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The question is: Is it worth it?

Come hell or high water, he would stick to the Plan. Naruto swore it on his blood.

It's Naruto's birthday, and he's spending it as best he knows how.

Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Naruto, fed up with the lack of support he gets at the Academy, decides to try and teach himself. With the aid of an unlikely tutor and the threat of his Nindo breaking, Naruto soon finds that there are many secrets to be learned from the dead...

The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?

Naruto and Karin sittin' in a clearing, she's tryin' to rape him and it's really, really scary. Oneshot.

Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin that fateful night. Instead, he learnt an illusion, and a demon emerged from within him. Naruto despairs, and vows to master the art of illusions and rely on naught but himself. Genjutsu!Naruto, and a NaruShiz pairing

A meeting with a Seer shatters the conflicted world of Lily Potter and sends her into a warpath with her husband, and consequently, with Albus Dumbledore. It is 1983 and the Wizarding World is once again descending into chaos. Alternate History.

She is intoxicated by the power he emits. WARNING: disturbing.

Ino had always wondered why people feared the dark. At twenty two, she still didn't know why they did. All that mattered was she did as well. And it would soon consume her and there was nothing anyone could do about it… so she'd thought. [NaruIno]

Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.

Naruto is captured during the war between the leaf and the sound and is left to rot in a prison cell. Even his captors have forgotten about him. However, one person hasn't forgotten, even if she refuses to say why. A NarutoTayuya oneshot.

Harry's search for the elusive Horcruxes takes a bloody turn, leading him into the crossfire of an invisible war - fought not between dark and light, but over the control of reality and magic itself. The players are unknown, and he must break free of a body of lies to find the truth.

What if Voldemort complied with Snape's wish on Halloween 1981? What if the Harry we know used the Resurrection Stone at the same time as a heart broken Lily? Two different eras, two different realities...Post DH

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five