DH EWE. Minor AU. Hogwarts. How do you go back to a normal life when people treat you like a saint? Or as despicable Death Eater scum? Features a nightmarish owl, the Dark Arts, a lot of letters, bickering and random cuteness. Occasional coffee.

While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU

Harry Potter, thought a squib and dead after being abandoned by the Potters at five, is back. No longer under anybody's thumb, and wielding the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, watch as he blows the wizarding world away. Full summary inside. WARNING: INCEST!

In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.

Long ago, a Treaty was made between the Drayches and the Wizards, that they would, essencially, mind their own business. Dumbledore must not have gotten the memo. Slash

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Kiba is 16 and Naruto is 12. They've been close friends for a long time, and they're both training to become the ultimate ninja. Kiba wants to get even closer to his friend, so he shows Naruto some new ways to workout. You can guess how they end up. ;D

A certain brown haired boy likes to show off, and a certain blonde haired boy likes to watch...

AU: Young Jōnin Naruto Uzumaki's life was devastated by the Kyūbi attack, and – lied to, tricked, his mother in a coma - he left Konoha. Now, watch as he rebuilds his clan and family in Kirigakure. Older!Naruto, Uzumakicest, Naruto/Kushina/Karin/OC/Mei

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A shinobi walks with death. Deception is his life. Misery walks in his tracks. Hatred lives around him. Dreams shatter, lives are lost and duty reigns above all.

Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?

What if, right as Naruto was about to die, wanting to go back into his memories of when he was happy with his team, ended up triggering an unknown Kekkai Genkai, allowing him to go back and insert himself back to that time? Time-Travel Fic.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

With his true self revealed before the chunin exams, Naruto is placed in charge of a new unit codenamed RedCell, where he tests village defense and security. But with a dark past, he knows the truth all too well, War is deception and Peace is a lie. DARK

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Ten years of loving you was almost enough. Arm's distance was nearly too close. Then I fell. Please… make me unbroken. HP/CW NC-17

Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg

There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.

Changes the end of Scorpia Rising. Alex Rider's life- school, Yassen back from the dead, and Alex bossing his class around with K-Unit! And will Snake be teaching Alex's English class? Rated T for occasional swearing & to be safe!

Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. Together they must fight for survival and escape in the heart of an alien jungle. Slow build K/S.

He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?

Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?

Prequel to 'The Plan'. The supposed epic romance of Spock and Jim. How it began and why people think they're 'doing it'. Preslash. Misunderstandings galore and pathetic attempts at humour. Fear it.

Can Jim Kirk learn to understand Vulcan? How different are they, really? Unpleasant circumstances force the Captain to face particular barriers to communicating with his First Officer. Here be humor, angst & philosophy; and questions of perception. S/U