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Founder: SlowMercury - Stories: 63 - Followers: 0 - id: 27261

Ridiculous, bizarre stories that make me laugh. Unusual pairings, relationships and crossovers a plus, though not necessary. Nothing too depressing, so no sad endings. Or at least no solely sad ones. Mostly completed stories, mostly well written ones. Many of these authors have other good stories I only listed multiple stories by one author in a few cases.

Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.

The Involuntary Expansion of the Mind by Jade Eclipse reviews

It's this thing about doors. One closes, another one has to open... and Shawn happened to be in the area when the current spiritual messenger was retiring. Angel Crossover.

Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete

Wouldn't Be the Same by Nomad1 reviews

The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

Strange Vicinity by Nokomiss reviews

“Listen here, ShePlant, don’t do anything hasty, and I won’t have to toss your salad,” Buffy announced heroically, gesturing threateningly with Mr. Pointy. Batman crossover.

Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete

All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 2,002 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete

Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews

Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.

Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete

When You Wish Upon a Materia by XD reviews

Cloud summons Leviathan, and the critter refuses to go away. The only solution may be to go back in time, so Cloud is understandably concerned. It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for!

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,408 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete

Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete

Uprooted by Orrunan reviews

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete

When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 245 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete

Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionette reviews

Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU

Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.

Afternoons and Coffeespoons by Bella Temple reviews

AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete

Bouncing Around by PurpleMoon3 reviews

Cas finds God. Crack-Fic.

Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Castiel, Shawn S. - Complete

The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete

One of Those Days by Rhianwen reviews

So, a vengeance demon and a wolf-chick walk into a bar... Twilight/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Anya/Leah friendship. Unashamed silliness.

Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Anya J., Leah - Complete

It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews

Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete

Key Consultants by Tafadhali reviews

This is pretty much crack, but I was rewatching Season Five with my kid sister, and we got to thinking, How exactly did a group of relatively secluded Czech monks create such a perfect American teenager? The answer: television and panels of consultants.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete

Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete

Working Around the Crazy by peroxidepest17 reviews

Lucifer needs another meat suit. Michael has more important things to do.

Crossover - Supernatural & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lucifer, Michael W. - Complete

Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.

It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,914 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete

Vengeance And A Half by Fire reviews

When Sailor Moon and her allies returned from Crystal Tokyo after stopping the Dark Moon Family there, they followed Prince Diamond back to the wrong time, just a single week before they left. Now the past has been altered, and no-one believes it is for t

Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 167,630 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/10/2001 - Published: 5/25/2000 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts, Ranma

How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete

Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews

He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.

Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete

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