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Founder: SlowMercury - Stories: 63 - Followers: 0 - id: 27261
Ridiculous, bizarre stories that make me laugh. Unusual pairings, relationships and crossovers a plus, though not necessary. Nothing too depressing, so no sad endings. Or at least no solely sad ones. Mostly completed stories, mostly well written ones. Many of these authors have other good stories I only listed multiple stories by one author in a few cases. |
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Order In The Court by incandescens reviews
A crossover between Bleach and Phoenix Wright. Not particularly serious. Set after Apollo Justice and during the Soul Society arc.
Crossover - Bleach & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Ponyville by LastScorpion reviews
Warning! Smallville My Little Pony Crossover! A million thanks to Ligia Elena for the lovely quick beta
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Kingdom Come by Silver Pard reviews
“We switch worlds how many times, the damn feathers are back and still no haircut?” Sephiroth is not impressed by the change in scenery. [Why Waist Length Side Story]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Actualize This by Helena Handbasket reviews
Jim and Blair are forced to endure a weekend-long government team-building workshop. A crossover with The Invisible Man and Stargate SG-1.
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2003
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
A Nine Lived Enchanter in Queen Attolia's Court by Roseveare reviews
Crossover: Diana Wynne Jones' Chrestomanci and Megan Whalen Turner's 'Queen of Attolia'. 'I begin to tire of foreign sorcerers seeking to reclaim their lost treasures from my mountains.'
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Queen's Thief series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Danseur Noble by afrai reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo, 15 years old. Hair colour: orange. Eye colour: brown. Occupation: superpowered ballerina.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Paterfamilias by serpentnine reviews
She was going to kill him this time. Not lecture him, or shoot him, or even lock him up – she’d just plain kill him.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations by afrai reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
The Pole by Gackt Camui reviews
[UsaHiiro] Usagi is a little frustrated (if you get my drift ::wink-wink-nudge-nudge::) and takes some invaluable advice from her blonde counterpart. [Complete!]
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
The Art of Rescuing Harry by Seak reviews
Response to Bodyguard Buffy challenge by Kei. Buffy a bodyguard? Feel the bad guy... err Death Eaters shiver at a Slayer's wrath. And what kind of name is Death Eaters? (One Shot)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Spike and the Ring of not Doing very much by Am-Chau Yarkona reviews
Dru wants Sauron's ring. S/D in Middle Earth. Silliness could not fail to occur. A story with a moral for fanfic writers (and I hope that doesn't scare you away from reading it).
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2002
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Terrible Pink Monster by Annwyd reviews
Orihime has a solution to all the interpersonal problems that have plagued her and her friends. [Crack]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004