After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

Funny take on what would have happened to Ron after he left Harry and Hermione in the tent.

Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.

Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur

Harry comes to some realizations about his life with Luna Lovegood. HL

A cross-over from Harry Potter to Stargate. Star Trek references, only in so much as Harry invent's his own warp drive and stuff. A mix with some members of the retired Fantastic Four. And a couple other hopefully interesting cameos. Harry/Hermione. Who knows what will happen. Well, I have some idea. You will just have to see. M only for safety.

Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.

Harry finds himself waking with a broken heart and a hangover. Apparently he's put an ad in the Quibbler at some point the night before. "Wanted: Diversion. Will do anything for up to a month. Serious inquiries only. Send an owl to the Quibbler Attention: Suitor 435138."

[One-Shot] Harry's triumphed, he killed Voldemort and has everything he's ever wanted. There's only one problem, now he has to survive Christmas with Nymphadora. [HaT Monthly Challenge fic 12.2004]

Fleur Delacour hates how people treat her. Bill Weasley is no different and Fleur takes drastic action. She uses the nearest boy to escape from Bill Weasley but the boy, however, is Harry Potter. Idea provided by Shinji the good sharer. AU, one-shot.

Through all his trials, Harry's seen that he cannot really find a home in the Wizarding World. One moment he is facing hero-worship, and another he is facing scorn. He's had enough with the bleeting sheep. When an opportunity arises, Harry Potter takes it, and joins the next great adventure, though not the way some believe he did. AU, Dark-ish!Harry, Leaving Wizarding World.

Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.

Based on the chapter 'Rejected Love' from broomstick flyer's 'Odd ideas of a strange muse'

Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. I wouldn't call it bashing, just my point of view.

In the Hall of Prophecies something that none of the key-players had foreseen takes place, and the plans are permanently derailed as Harry becomes aware of not just the truth previously hidden, but a truth that came into existence solely because of the lies he has lived through already. Made aware of the many betrayals, he does what needs to be done. One-Shot, Dark!Harry, Dum!Bash

Harry Potter has had enough, it's time for some payback. No pairings.

This is now a four chapter short story about what could happen had Harry been raised differently and Merlin entered his life early. Reposted with some corrections 6/22/2012

What could have happened if James survived that fateful Halloween? Eventually Harry/Hermione.

Blood Feud: Set in third year Dobby helps Sirius Black improve Harry's year at Hogwarts. Elves capture Wormtail & Sirius plans to spend Yule with his godson. But dementors attack students as they queue for Hogwarts Express. Six students are kissed. Seeking justice Sirius declares blood feud against Fudge & Dumbledore. Others fall in Black vengeance Snape, Umbridge & Weasleys

Harry finds an unconcious girl in his back yard who appears to know him, However he has never met her before. Romance Fluff and slight Lemon, Ron/Ginny Bashing sort of.

I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.

Hermione picks the absolute worst time to tell Harry how she feels about him. Naturally, chaos ensues.