PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.

Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.

One-shot. Harry isn't raised by the Dursleys, but by a Master of a most unusual path.

This is my first attempt at a challenge fic so please be kind.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.

The night he was left at the Dursly's, someone else was lurking in the shadows. Now it's time for Harry Diggers to re-enter the Wizarding World. . . Will anything be left standing. Unknown amount of Dumbledor bashing.

There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.

After being displaced by another one of the Professor and Henchgirl's experiments, Harry Potter - also known as Mr. Black - finds himself at Ryozanpaku Dojo, where he meets a familiar face. Based on Rorschach's Blot's Make a Wish.

One Shot. What would happen if the Sorting Hat was unable to sort Ron?

A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.

Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.

A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.

The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them

To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.

Harry is all set for his first year at Hogwarts, except he could really use a wizard's trunk. A trunk carved with archaic ruins. A trunk that would protect him, as well as his things. A trunk that would shuffle after him on hundreds of little feet.

This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel

Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.

Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.

The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.

An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.

This is my first attempt at fan-fiction, and i am hoping that I will at least please some people. The fates are fed up with the way Harry's life has been going, and have decided to step in. How will this effect his life, his destiny? Rating brought down to T, might go back up to M later on.

A somewhat look into the five years of exile for Harry Potter. This is how Harry met certain people...

Ever get a rabid plot bunny that just wont leave you alone and interrupts all of your other work? Ever shake your head and wonder how the Heroes of your favorite story could miss something their world set up so blatantly? This thread is one of those moments. A series of self contained one shots that have been interrupting my real stories. PM me if you want to add to it.

One shot about Harry Potter and what happened when he decided he wouldn't be taking potions or history of magic.