In Surrey, there is a little boy in a cupboard under the stairs... his parents might have something to say about that. Something different from me. Read carefully for full effect.

Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.

Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.

The Lone Traveler arrives on Tatooine in a certain Cantina. God (in his Goth Boy Avatar) has a few suggestions for him. Of course the locals are terrified of that particular Avatar. The Star Wars universe will never be the same. Grown from an Omake. I lost interest in this one totally. So anyone who wants to take this and run with it - feel free.

On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served

Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

Strange Things Response: When Lily was pregnant with Harry, she knew that he would grow up to be someone special in the world of the mystic ones. But then again, why wouldn't he? After all, his Father is the Sorcerer Supreme! Grey OP Harry; Stephen/Christine; Good Dumbledore; Pre-PS;

It's known that skilled Occlumens can fake memories. What if Severus Snape wasn't quite as committed to protecting Harry Potter as Dumbledore thought? What if Snape looked at Harry not as Lily's child, but as James' son? What if he was a bit...vindictive? A small oneshot about how such an event might shape things at the very end.

Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.

When Harry's very last battle is over, he finds that he's not quite done with Voldemort. Warning: Character deaths.

This is my replacement for HBP, in this there will be no hurcruxes though the story will begin with Hermione's treatment of Harry starting out as it did in HBP. In this Harry doesn't put up with it for long. Also seen are some changes in the Dursleys

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

Harry finds a way to change how the war ended, and things goes better than he could imagine.

Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.

It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing

A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.

Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.

Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.

Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.