Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.

At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.

TONKS, A DESK, AND HARRY HIDING UNDERNEATH IT . . . . . only suitable for people over 18 years of age . . . . .

The Goblet of Fire had been enchanted by Salazar Slytherin. A cunningly brilliant, ambitious, devious and diabolical fiendish wizard. And two dark lords thought that they could use it for their own nefarious purposes! Can Hermione help Harry get out of the Tournament? Ronald has a bad experience due to V and his greed, fears and jealousies. MOF Dumbledore HHr NLLL Characters' death

Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup; run from it. But the Ministry says he entered a contract and laws cross borders. Only one option exists; to go somewhere the Ministry's and the International Confederation's laws can't take hold of him.

A twist based of the snatchers scene from Deathly Hallows. One Shot.

Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.

Harry and his wives decorate for Christmas. Reposted with a correction.

Deathly Hallows. After a walk in the forest death by Voldemort, Harry meets his mother Lily at Kings Cross Station instead of the manipulative dark Dumbledore and learns the truth about Hermione, No 4 Privet Drive and Dumbledore. HHr NLLL

Su Li is having trouble trying to find a costume for Halloween. Maybe her boyfriend can help her?

Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.

If a wand can choose the wizard, what else can they decide. Harmony oneshot set directly after the final battle. Not Epilogue compliant. Takes its canon from the films and not the book, so slightly AU.

It is the summer before fifth year and Harry has had enough One shot

Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Harry and Luna stay at Hogwarts over the winter holiday, sparks fly. A fluffy, smutty, lemony one-shot. Rated M.

Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...

AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

AU Fourth Year: Harry has been entered into the GOF. With his best friends and quidditch team by his side, can he handle the tournament, a nefarious plot to kill him (again), and a blossoming relationship with the Beauxbatons champion? Follow Harry as he fights for the cup, and for his life. All rights go to J.K. Rowling. Everything in bold is from original story.

Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.