Having had more than enough of his life, Harry Potter decided to broker the deal of the ages! What's Britain when compared to his life after all? – This is a piece of crackfic which is only meant to be humorous and nothing more. If you're looking for good writing, a solid plot line and developed characters…look elsewhere. You've been warned. Read at your own risk! - EJ

Just a little idea of what should have been.

What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.

A DH-style Epilogue based in Valandar's "A Better Man". Enjoy!

A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!

COMPLETE! Harry has a nightmare and finds that there is a good side to having bad dreams.

COMPLETE! When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings. Unfortunately she's never noticed him that way before, so Harry devises a plan to get her to notice him

Harry has three wishes! What will he wish for? What will happen? ONESHOT, mild HG

Bellatix Lestrange was once a normal sane woman, whose mind was shattered by the Cruciatus curse. Who can help restore her sanity? Written for a fiction challenge.

Harry Potter is now nearly a century and a half old, and his own entry into eternity has come. But what is Headmaster Weasley saying about a spell to reward the virtuous? Please R&R

*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.

In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)

Albus Dumbledore's mistake leaves the magical world in ruins.

The other Gryffindors have plenty to say about Harry and Hermione's relationship.

Ron's joke on Harry reveals a little secret. OneShot.

Harry's got a cold, and he's quite cranky. What will it take to make him feel better? One-shot.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Non-canon, post Hogwarts. A chance encounter by two people in an unlikely place...a pub...and what follows... Starts 2 1/2 years after the Battle of Hogwarts... *** this story DOES contain some Weasley bashing (Ginny more than Ron) *** EWE

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Harry and Hermione's second year at Hogwarts. What will happen this time, since Voldemort is locked away in the Dept. of Mysteries? Who will end up in the Chamber of Secrets? You will have to read to find out the answers.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Harry gets some surprise visits when trying to sleep after the last battle. Pairing Harry/Hermione/Daphne

The years after Voldemort had not been kind to Harry as he feels he has to leave those behind that just want to use him for his fame. Harry/Morag

His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.