Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Wizards don't have a lick of sense. Why else would a Gate to Death be in the Ministry? A silly tale of cliches as Sirius falls through the gate and ends up in Mahora Academy in another world. Did I mention he's fictional?

Nanoha struggles to accept the fact that her daughter is growing up, while Vivio has to accept the fact that she is still just a teenager.

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

A novelisation of the first mass effect game.

Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .

The TSAB decides to send two of its' youngest agents to infiltrate Garderobe Academy just as the Azure Sky Sapphire is re-discovered. A Lyrical Nanoha/Mai-Otome Crossover. Fate/Nanoha, shoujou ai. EDIT: Chapter 12 updated with new material, See A/N

Ranma/Nanoha X-over. A chance opening alters the fate of one. The chaos of night returns as dusk arrives and a player thought dead re-enters the game again in a new form.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

HP/Nanoha xover. Jail had a backup plan, Harry Potter. That plan failed. Now Harry, raised by the White Demon herself, must learn his homeworld's magic. While keeping colateral damage to a minimum. ...D***it.

Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.

Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?

Based on the "Time Loops" by Innortal. First they tormented Midchilda with pranks, and now they followed Ranma to Nerima. Now it's time for the Numbers to learn how to have fun and live. It's too bad that they looped to Nerima.

Based out of Innortal's Time Loops. This arc covers the introduction of Ranma and, surprise, Nanoha. Rated for language, and occasional violence and teasing.

Fate hated him, Death obviously has something against him, and now he is awake in a green land unlike what he left and is determined not to care this time. NoPairings, HPLOTR X-over

Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1

A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.

Naruko finally graduated from the Shinobi Academy and now the secrets of her past are revealed. Under the guidance of her Jounin Sensei Uzuki Yuugao she starts her career as a Kunoichi of Konoha. FemNaruko/FemHaku

A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret

There have been several takes on how Ranma trains Naruto, or how Kushina is really Ranma. None take it as far as this: A month after several so called friends stab him in the back, the NWC try to bring Ranma back. Instead, they get a pissed off Kunoichi.

She was the perfect soldier. Smart, strong, skilled, deadly and charismatic were just a few of the words you could use to discribe her. This is her story. A chronicle of the life of the greatest leader Konoha has ever known: Uzumaki Naruko. FemNaru.

Anima wakes Fang early to save a teenaged Claire Farron. - Suspended -

Nanoha Takamachi needs a place to hide from the law. Harry Dresden has a rather annoying compulsion to prove that chivalry isn't dead. Both of them are having a very bad week. Neither of them has any idea what they're getting into...

Genma and Soun are known for their many failures, but one was MUCH more spectacular than others, and it's about to fall into Ranma's lap. Typical, really. chars indicated are not a pairing.