Parody of Sweeney Todd. What exactly do the house-elves put in the Hogwarts meat pies?

SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH

What Arthur Weasley sees as he looks at his wife.

Short drabble about Arthur Weasley Christmas shopping for his young family with only three Galleons to spend.

12 Christmases, spanning 34 years, in the lives of Molly and Arthur Weasley. Love, laughter, fluff, family squabbles, tragedy and angst: we have everything here!For The Original Hufflepuff's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge. Sober Universe.

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

The mind is an amazing thing, for many reasons- not the least of which being its astounding defence mechanisms. Sometimes, one's mind can defend oneself from facing horrors you never knew existed. Harry experiences this first-hand. Response to a challe

Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.

Lee has always hated medicine, but he takes them like he knows he should. Gaara, on the other hand, hates medicine and refuses it. So, in a desperate attempt to medicate the Kazekage, Lee is forced to cheat. LeeGaa.

He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.

In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...

Kisame harbours a very dangerous admiration for his partner... Oneshot, KisaIta, slightly explicit.

Itachi doesn't quite understand his newly appointed Akatsuki partner. Why is it that he reminds the Uchiha of someone so unlikely? My very first fanfic ever...so please review. Shounen ai, ItaKisa...or maybe KisaIta. Oneshot.

After the failed Kyuubi capture mission Kisame finds out something disturbing about himself, and when he takes a vacation from the Akatsuki he is confronted by his inconvenient affection. Shota, Crack Pairing...KisaNaru. Oneshot.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

He is stately and strong, and she is beautiful, and they make a good match. [Uchiha Mikoto x Uchiha Fugaku. Oneshot. Drabbleesque. Implied SasuSaku]

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.

A prequel to 'Aladdin'. Sex! Deceit! Sorcery! Torture! Everyone's favourite evil Grand Vizier!

Genie was willing to give up his freedom so that Aladdin and Jasmine could be together. Why is that? What can a genie know of human love?

Aladdin loses Jasmine in one night to Jafar

On her twelfth birthday, Princess Jasmine is painfully confronted with what could one day be her future. All her thoughts about true love seem to vanish until she sees something extraordinary. [ONE SHOT]

DramaAngst, seeing as there's no bitter category The Sultana speaks with Jafar about Jasmine, religious ceremonies, and her need to escape. PG15ish for a long discussion on a ... sensitive subject.

The feast at the end of Ramadan stirs up buried, along with new found emotions. JafarSultana, JafarJasmine Companion piece to "Night of the Woeful Remembrance."