Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.

Tonight my dear, you're going be beautiful. [DeiIno... rated out of paranoia]

[COMPLETE] Everyone's high school experience is a different one. [AU, Eventually DeixSaso]

[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]

Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]

Sesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. [pure crack]

Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

Pyramid Head. Read at your own risk. I'm warning you, this is not for immature people. One shot. Pyramid Head's POV.

Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.

Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

Kuroyanagi Ryou, 22, has been faced with the most horrifying thing in his life: Kanmuri Shigeru's driving.

He is late, again. [Kawachi x Azuma]

Azuma baked a new Japan for special day. On the other hand Kuroyan wanted to rob a single bite from his. One shot. AU, Shonenai, little mild.

Tsukino wonders why Azuma still keeps her filthy hair band. Slight TsukinoXAzuma I Don't Own Yakitate!

Suwabara has a question that no one will answer. And he'll raise hell to get what he wants.

Shigeru experiments with a new kind of bread and Kuroyanagi unwittingly becomes the test subject. KuroShi, yaoi.

Pierrot thinks it's fine that he's dead. Because the dead stay dead.

[MonicaKai, fluff] A part of getting to know each other is talking about seemingly meaningless things. Of course, Monica and Suwabara have to go through that too.

[AU as of HBP] A week before returning for her seventh year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley uncovers a dark family secret. Though she is heartbroken, she fights to reunite lose relatives. After all, nothing is ever truly gone. Is it?

[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.